Myon
"[REDACTED], what is this 8 dollar charge on your card to "Only Fans"?" — Myon's Mother
| Myon she/her | |
|---|---|
| |
| Aliases | Myon~ |
| Occupation | Larps as a KFC worker |
| Age | Sometimes |
| Gender | Chill I'm easy 😅 |
| Height | left |
| Weight | What's it to you |
| Eyes | 2/2 |
| Appears in | ??? |
| Status | Frolicking |
About
Myon, Full name Myon owo, once known by the alias "IAintlyan", is a Polish 18 year old girl. Not much is known of her appearance, because she taped a sheet of paper with a :-] smiley face scribbled on it with correcting ink. The rest is considered confidential, sources who claim confidentiality are from Myon. She is the source. Hello!
Early Life
Born in 2008, Doctors were amazed to find out that she had not cried at all during her own birth. She spent her childhood doing children stuff, i suppose. As a baby, she would often be calmed by TV ads if she were ever to have any sort of tantrum.
She led a lifestyle of hyperfixations, her most notable being Hot Wheels, Cars, and Spiderman.
At around 5 years old, she discovered anime. She would only go as far as watch videos on YouTube from the series "Anime on Crack!", which she found HILARIOUS!
She had no hobbies.
Incidents
Her life was full of incidents from a very young age. Below is a collection of the most notable Incidents from 2008-2016
2014/2015 - While using her Red Nintendo 3DS XL, she stumbled upon the YouTube app, which allowed her to watch YouTube from the comfort of her bed, instead of the family laptop. One day, she decided to watch an episode of "Friday With PewDiePie", in which PewDiePie demonstrated how to turn a normal toothbrush into an electric one with the use of a vibrator (the sex toy kind). Myon was AMAZED by such an invention, since she didnt own a single electric toothbrush. She then proceeded to ask her mom if anyone in our house owned a "Vibrator".
2015 - While watching Undertale facts on the family laptop, her Father, who was curious what his pride and joy is up to, came up to her and asked what she's watching. Myon proceeded to quickly close the laptop and blurt out "boobs", as she figured that she didn't want her father to think he raised a chud who sits on their ass and watches Undertale lore videos.
2014 - went to the GTA V strip club while the whole family was watching her play.
2016 - Wrestled with her dad over the tablet because she was in the middle of watching a fandub of a Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Comic in which Sonic is forcibly feminized and turned into a variant of Rouge The Bat. This might be where the first seedling was planted in her head, as she couldn't get that comic out of her head ever since
From 2016 onwards, all her incidents involved some degree of crossdressing[1] and almost being caught.
Discord
Myon, who joined on April 20, 2026, proclaims herself as "an active member" and "not like the rest of the white roles" - this is up to debate.
She has made great efforts to be friendly towards everyone, and as of late is seen ending every message with an exclamation mark.
Like this![2]
Have a great day, everyone! Love,
-Myonowo