Jizzgod of suburbia
| Jizzgod of suburbia Working-Class Citizen | |
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| Aliases | Spunro, Jizzgod, Jizzgod of Suburbia, Slopgod of Slopurbia |
| Occupation | Pen-Pusher at Microsoft |
| Species | Freak |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5’4 |
| Weight | ?? |
| Eyes | Blue, only one works |
| Appears in | The Bearman3600 Discord Server |
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"i like e-waste and the colour green" — Jizzgod’s Discord bio.
Biography
Jizzgod of Suburbia is a member of the Bearman3600 Discord server, joining on July 13th 2025. Since joining, he has earned a rather negative reputation among other members.
About
What we know - Jizzgod69 is an annoying prick. He is often unable to contribute anything of substance to any form of conversation within the server, but to the dismay of literally everyone, shows up anyway. He really likes plants, his playlist sucks, and he’s still stuck in the 7th console generation. Jizzgod is often unsure of what is going on around him and is blissfully unaware of most internet happenings due to his reputation as a “grass toucher”
Despite this, Jizzgod69 (or Spunro, “professionally”) continues to be his complete unapologetic self even if it causes mass confusion within the server. He seems to wear this “cringe” as a badge of honour, and is more than happy to keep doing whatever fucked up shit he’s currently up to - Whether its baking a cake, making “bikechain slop”, nurturing young plants, or drawing subpar furry artwork, Jizzgod69 really enjoys wasting his time.
Controversies
Jizzgod69 has caused a number of issues for the Bearman3600 community, including one incident where he threw seven stainless steel spoons at another member’s car. The motive for this seemingly unprovoked attack remains a mystery. Another example of his strange, antisocial behaviour involves him creating a gingerbread house so horrifying that he was allegedly “bullied off the internet” for 8 months and had handwritten death threats mailed to his home in Scotland.
Other Information
Other information about this strange specimen includes;
• He has a strawpage that he won’t shut up about, go send him some shit to inflate his ego.
• Possesses possibly the worst looking clusterfuck shitshow of a hat ever, and won’t stop adding to it. (he wears it backwards too, what a loser)