Shirtless Man
| Shirtless Man
Fag/got (Nullpronominal) | |
|---|---|
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| Aliases | Shirtless Man, Captain Dragonfruit (DF) |
| Occupation | Pro e kitten |
| Species | White French Canadian/italian |
| Gender | Shirtless |
| Height | 5'7" |
| Weight | Fat |
| Appears in | The Bearman3600 Discord Server |
| SEX? | YES!!! |
| Status | rubbing my nipples counter clockwise |
About
Jack of all trades, master of none: Shirtless Man is an elusive being lacking any sort of background and contribution to the world, which is not good for the ol' resume. Born in 20XX, Shirtless missed most of the earths plot, and now jacks off with the rest of Gen Z about "Y2K". Avid larper of friendship and love, Shirtless is secretly a piece of shit.
Personal Life
Born retarded with several mental and intellectual disorders, but actually the worlds smartest baby, with a birthing IQ of 130 and bicycle riding prowess.