Suicide

Suicide I'm gonna fucking do it any day now guys
Aliases	Suicide, Fat Miserable, Ashley
Occupation	Pot Plug (Former), Currently Unemployed
Species	Human (Mii)
Gender	Male
Height	5"6
Weight	302ibs
Eyes	Black
Appears in	Nintendo's Failed First Mobile App | Miitomo - Lost In Obscurity
Status	Unknown

Definition

noun

1. the action of killing oneself intentionally. Example: in January last year he died by suicide

2. a course of action that is disastrously damaging to oneself or one's own interests Example: it would be political suicide to restrict criteria for unemployment benefit

3. a running drill consisting of a sprint to a set point (especially a line on a basketball court) and back to the start, immediately followed by additional sprints of lengthening distances Example: we shot free throws and if we missed we ran suicides

verb

1. intentionally kill oneself Example: he leaves the service and then suicides

missed when we ran suicides

Creation

To the Bearman3600 community Suicide is the titular character made By Bearman3600 for his video "Nintendo's Failed First Mobile App | Miitomo Lost In Obscurity". He basically has no fans minus the one random person from the discord "Dingbat". Suicide has not appeared in any other videos after his showing in his Lost In Obscurity video

Appearance

Suicide can be described as a chubby and sad Mii, always sporting his favorite color yellow on his shirts. Sort of an Alternative version of other Bearman3600 Mii Characters "Miserable" and "Distraught", It is said he might be related to said Other Miis but it isn't confirmed.

Biography

Suicide is actually his gang name. His real name is Ashley McLawsuit Šuić. and was born at Serbian Immigrant Parents to Boston General Hospital. Soon after being born both his parents got into a violent divorce which resulted in split custody of him and his dog that happens to be 16 years old. As would a Teenager from Boston, he joined up with a small time street gang, and was used as a Pimps Mule to transport Women to private events. after being caught fucking one of the women he was demoted to slinging dope on the streets and would sell extremely shit tier weed to grade schoolers. During one of the drug runs he would come to learn that the women he slept with has multiple STD, and would be diagnosed with a UTI and Gonorrhea. During a fit of rage he emailed one of his teachers a threat of a car bombing if they didn't sign up for the Nintendo App "Miitomo". After being caught by the police he was taken to State of Connecticut Juvenile Matters where he turned a new leaf and started Glassblowing as a hobby. At age 17, He was granted from the Boston Small Claims Court his Emancipation from his Parents, and moved to a Random Island with no name. While at this island he befriended a cadre of degenerates, named Cardboard and Kon-Yey. and even met up with and alternative version of himself, Miserable. His current activities are unknown and we are unsure if he is currently alive.