Izzler
| Izzler Agonising Pain | |
|---|---|
| |
| Aliases | Jizzler/Jizzlord/Freak/IzzyWizzy |
| Occupation | Discord User |
| Species | Human |
| Gender | ??? |
| Height | 5'5 (assumed) |
| Appears in |
Reality |
| Debut |
Ohio |
| Status | Alive |
"bearman you fat fucking jew, play tokyo crash mobs for lost in obscurity"
-Izzler, July 9, 2026
about

29 year old gendered creature that found a bearman video ranting about the switch 2 and then proceeding to watch every single nintendo/minecraft video on his channel, somehow invaded the bearman server on october 29th/2025, their first post was about their ugly fucking cats. They like to post random shit and attempt to start conversations quite often. They are usually rambling about something stupid or high or drunk, or a mix of both. Sometimes tries to sell stuff in the server. Applied for mod once but lost to weeaboo's. Has seen enough shit in their life to traumatize atleast one person. Only listens to gay music and video game music.
Controversy
-Stopped playing smash 4 with known weeaboo Abaw
-going to the google store in CA

-the over rated games discussion of june 8th


-Talking about their insane boyfriend
Likes
- Meth
- Meth
- Meth
- Bearman on thursdays only
- The Psp 2001
- Gears from transformers g1
- The Black Wii U specically
- Tobias Foxington
- My boyfriend
- Meth
- Lesbians
- Homophobia
- Destruction Derby for the N64/Psx
- Spongebob Super Sponge PSX2Eboot
- Mugen gooner mods
- Hot topic
- Princess Daisy's Giant Horse Boner
- This

- Glaceon
- The number 20
- Ha! GOT EM
- Weed
- Not talking with my voice
- The 2$ Bill
- Bill
- 1984 Town And Country
- Panty And Stocking Yuri
- Weed
- Beer
- Friendship
- Beavis and butthead
- My little pony, equestria girls
- Ed edd n eddy
- Being pet by my twink boyfriend
- Twinks
- Cats
- Rats
- Malls
- Liminal Spaces
- The kinda of shit u see on Aliexpress
- Air conditioning
- Busses (not where i am though, too many crackheads)
- Place
- Japan
- Halloween Season
- Roblox Car Crash Videos
- Committing price fraud at walmart and target
- Kissing Twinks
- Kissing Lesbians
- Kissing my plushies
- Plushies
- Hoarding
- Meth
- Spamton
- The nintendo 2ds
- Teddy roselvelt but only the night at the museum version (NOT THE FUCKING DISNEY + ONE, THAT SHIT WAS AWFUL)
- Alice
- This specific video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z8o4KeGHYKs
- Also this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy_B-eegnJQ
- Deltarune Schizophrenic Theories/Videos
- pony.town
- Money
- Gmail.com
- My bed
- Switch 2
- Almost at 67
- 67
Dislikes
- White people (i am one dont get pissy)
- Goyimman3600
- Discord
- Sony Ps4, Ps4 Slim, Ps4 Pro, Ps5, Ps5 Slim, Ps5 Pro, PS Portal
- Xbox one, xbox one s, xbox one x, xbox series s, xbox series x, xbox gaming pc handheld crap
- people who merge like an asshole on cociane
- Twitter users
- Summer
- The annoying kind of LBGT people
- Scott cawthon
- Fnaf 4
- Minors
- Co pilot
- Jeans
- Yaoi
- Bearman3600
- Scott the woz for more than 40 minutes
- Modern AVGN
- Paw patrol
- TF2 and its fans
- valve
- valve fans
- deadlock fans
- Digimon
- Pokemon past generation 7
- Deviantart
- Apple since steve jobs died
- Steve jobs
- epstien
- Hollywood and the Evil jews
- Men
- Women
- Smash Ultimate
- Seth mcfarlene
- People who want to have sex with the guy from american psycho
- anyone who has more money than me, even by 1$
- Crackheads
- Valorant
- Fake ass friends/Backstabbers
- Football
- Gambling
- Marvel
- People who unironically like silver the hedgehog as a character
- Transformers Beast wars
- ollie's
- most sonic games
- Groomers and Pedophiles
- Dreamwork's Antz
- Old people that drive like psychos
- Those people that slow down half the speed limit when they see a cop THAT ALREADY HAS SOMEONE PULLED OVER
- Owning items
- Sony
- Fnf,fnaf,dandy world, poppy playtime, banban,kreekkraft, dream smp, the annoying undertale fans, digital circus, murder drones, logan paul, cryptobros, metal gear fans
- Ipad babies
- The Lorax Car Commercial
- The dat boy meme/kane pixels 20 years old meme
- Arcades that rip you off
- Spiders/Bugs
- Yogi Bear (That Fuck Knows What He Did)
- Amazon
- Amazon eboys fit
- Annoying Orange
- Ariana grande past 2016
- Bronies
- Furries
- Bearman fans
- 67
Smash Ultimate

Their copy of smash ultimate has suffered alot of damage, mainly due to the abhorrent online community in the game. An extreme amount of rage was expressed by via throwing out the cartridge, smashing it with a hammer, bending it alot, stabbing the ROM chip with a knife, stepping on it,throwing it in the toilet. It still functions. They attempted to take the game to GameStop before to trade in but they would not take it.

