Shirtless Man
| Shirtless Man
Fag/got (Nullpronominal) | |
|---|---|
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| Aliases | Shirtless Man, Captain Dragonfruit (DF) |
| Occupation | Pro e kitten |
| Species | White French Canadian/italian |
| Gender | Shirtless |
| Height | 5'7" |
| Weight | Fat |
| Appears in | The Bearman3600 Discord Server |
| SEX? | YES!!! |
| Status | rubbing my nipples counter clockwise |
About
Jack of all trades, master of none: Shirtless Man is an elusive being lacking any sort of background and contribution to the world, which is not good for the ol' resume. Born in 20XX, Shirtless missed most of the earths plot, and now jacks off with the rest of Gen Z about "Y2K". Avid larper of friendship and love, Shirtless is secretly a piece of shit.
Personal Life
Born intellectually retarded with several mental and disorders, but is actually the world’s smartest baby, with a birthing IQ of 130 and bicycle riding prowess. Doing wheelies in youth on the streets to afford food wasn’t the only activity Shirtless got into, as at the age of 4 Shirtless got slimey little fingers on an iPad, which caused the complete collapse of any semblance of a future, as the kid was now reduced to a drooling sheeple.
The continuous years only lead to more hardship: bicycle tires slashed by a rival gang, shitting in urinals, and pet fish slimed by Slime Gang.