Calvkin: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 10:16, 11 April 2026

Calvkin he / him

Aliases	cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy
Occupation	Bald
Species	Nutsack
Gender	Male
Height	5'9 (5'11 with shoes)
age	19
Weight	128lbs
Eyes	blue
status	cock

"My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!" — calkvin"If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait....."
— calkvin

Fart smella or smart fella. U decide

NOT GAY

Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming

Eats shit

Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable

Best Friends with Daniel

Also is not gay

Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard

Calkvin was the one who exposed softybun for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.

Calkvin does NOT have a vagina

Calkvin is NOT gay

Calkvin IS the greatest musical mind of all time

Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

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 <blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
 "My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!"
-<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— calkvin</cite>
+<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— calkvin</cite>"If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait....."
+— ''calkvin''
 </blockquote>
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 == Mentioned ==
 Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.
+== Accusations ==
+Calkvin does NOT have a vagina
+Calkvin is NOT gay
+Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time
+Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
+NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
+NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
+NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
+NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA