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==About== | ==About== | ||
e_soup is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease. | |||
As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that | As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed] | ||
e_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, e_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed] | |||
e_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E_soup-getting-crunk.png|thumb|280x280px|E_soup getting crunk.]] | |||
</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources. | |||
There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full 48 hours. | |||
== | ==Vehicles== | ||
[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png|thumb|280x280px| | [[File:E_soup_Jeep.png|thumb|280x280px|e_soup's (former) 2006 Jeep Commander]] | ||
e_soup used to own a [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)|2006 Jeep Commander (XK)]] that was in relatively poor condition. They received it for free from their uncle, and used it as their daily driver until it was hit by an uninsured driver in a roundabout and thus decommissioned permanently. As of July 2026, the Jeep was totaled out under insurance as a UM (Uninsured Motorist) claim for $2300 USD. It will not be missed. | |||
They now own and drive a [[wikipedia:Lexus_LS_(XF40)#USF40_/_USF41_(2006)|2007 Lexus LS460]], nicknamed "Lady Yukari." The car has a dark gray exterior with tan leather interior. Unlike the Jeep, e_soup purchased this car under their own name and title. The nickname "Lady Yukari" stems from the ''Touhou'' character [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo Yukari Yakumo], the youkai of gaps. e_soup decided on this name because of the car's ample horsepower (380) that allows it to "gap," or outrun, unsuspecting street racers. They seem much more fond and proud of this vehicle than their previous, due to the overall better condition, nicer interior, and more powerful engine. | |||
==Lore== | ==Lore== | ||
Sometime in late 2025, | [[File:2007 Lexus LS460.png|thumb|280x280px|e_soup's 2007 Lexus LS460]] | ||
Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars, notably e_soup's Lexus. | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 20:52, 15 July 2026
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| Aliases | e_slop, soup, e_soup |
| Occupation | Patreon |
| Species | Human? |
| Gender | Non-Binary |
| Height | 5'10" |
| Weight | 200 lbs |
| Eyes | Hardly Functional |
| Appears in | The Bearman3600 Discord Server |
| Status | Comatose |
"sometimes i jork it a lil"
Biography
e_soup is a member of the Bearman3600 Discord server and a member of Bearman3600's Patreon at the "Fuck you and your shit content" ($20/mo.) tier.[1]
About
e_soup is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease.
As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]
e_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, e_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]
e_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.[2] Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.
There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full 48 hours.
Vehicles
e_soup used to own a 2006 Jeep Commander (XK) that was in relatively poor condition. They received it for free from their uncle, and used it as their daily driver until it was hit by an uninsured driver in a roundabout and thus decommissioned permanently. As of July 2026, the Jeep was totaled out under insurance as a UM (Uninsured Motorist) claim for $2300 USD. It will not be missed.
They now own and drive a 2007 Lexus LS460, nicknamed "Lady Yukari." The car has a dark gray exterior with tan leather interior. Unlike the Jeep, e_soup purchased this car under their own name and title. The nickname "Lady Yukari" stems from the Touhou character Yukari Yakumo, the youkai of gaps. e_soup decided on this name because of the car's ample horsepower (380) that allows it to "gap," or outrun, unsuspecting street racers. They seem much more fond and proud of this vehicle than their previous, due to the overall better condition, nicer interior, and more powerful engine.
Lore
Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars, notably e_soup's Lexus.
