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Revision as of 10:34, 11 April 2026
| Calvkin he / him | |
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| Aliases | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy |
| Occupation | Bald |
| Species | Nutsack |
| Gender | Male |
| Height | 5'9 (5'11 with shoes) |
| age | 19 |
| Weight | 128lbs |
| Eyes | blue |
| status | cock |
"My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!" — calkvin"If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait....."
— calkvin
CALKVIN
About
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide
NOT GAY
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming
Eats shit
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable
Best Friends with Daniel
Also is not gay
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard
Mentioned
Calkvin was the one who exposed softybun for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.
Accusations
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina
Calkvin is NOT gay
Calkvin IS the greatest musical mind of all time
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS
I DONT HAVE A VULVA
I DONT HAVE LABIA
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS
I DONT HAVE EYES
I DONT HAVE LEGS
I DONT HAVE EARS
I DONT HAVE A PENIS
I DONT HAVE A BUTT
I DONT HAVE A FOOT
I have my left one
I DO HAVE A FETISH.COM [1]ACCOUNT
- ↑ fetish.com
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK
Favorite Things
Chicfila
not having a vagina or penis
anomalistic
facelift deformation
myself
tortas
being nice
tiffany geekbar
fetish.com[1]
being unemployed
having 30 bucks to my name
having a vagina
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle
i love love
I
