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<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
"My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!"
<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— calkvin</cite>"If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait....."
 
— ''calkvin''
 
</blockquote>
 
== '''<u><big>CALKVIN</big> </u>''' ==
 
== About ==
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide
 
NOT GAY
 
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming
 
Eats shit
 
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable
 
Best Friends with [[Daniel]]
 
Also is not gay
 
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard
 
== Mentioned ==
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.
 
 
 
== Accusations ==
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina
 
Calkvin is NOT gay
 
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time
 
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
 
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
 
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
 
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
 
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA
 
novagina
 
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS
 
I DONT HAVE A VULVA
 
I DONT HAVE LABIA
 
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX
 
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS
 
I DONT HAVE EYES
 
I DONT HAVE LEGS
 
I DONT HAVE EARS
 
I DONT HAVE A PENIS
 
I DONT HAVE A BUTT
 
I DONT HAVE A FOOT
 
I have my left one
 
'''I DO HAVE A <u>FETISH.COM</u>''' <ref name=fetish.com":0">fetish.com</ref>'''ACCOUNT'''
<references />
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA
 
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK
 
== Favorite Things ==
Chicfila
 
not having a vagina or penis
 
anomalistic
 
facelift deformation
 
myself
 
tortas
 
being nice
 
tiffany geekbar
 
fetish.com<ref name=fetish.com":0" />
 
being unemployed
 
having 30 bucks to my name
 
having a vagina
 
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle
 
i love love
 
'''<u><code>''<sub><big><span lang="cantonese" dir="ltr">I</span></big></sub>''</code></u>'''
 
G0at65 on fetish.com<ref name=":0" /><ref name=fetish.com":1" />
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]
<references />
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge
 
無線廣東話陰道
 
no one knows why.... it just does.....
 
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;
 
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
== Calkvin cant burp ==
yea

Latest revision as of 03:59, 12 April 2026

Calvkin
he / him
Aliases cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy
Occupation Bald
Species Nutsack
Gender Male
Height 5'9 (5'11 with shoes)
age 19
Weight 128lbs
Eyes blue
status cock

"My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!" — calkvin"If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait....."

— calkvin

CALKVIN

About

Fart smella or smart fella. U decide

NOT GAY

Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming

Eats shit

Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable

Best Friends with Daniel

Also is not gay

Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard

Mentioned

Calkvin was the one who exposed softybun for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.


Accusations

Calkvin does NOT have a vagina

Calkvin is NOT gay

Calkvin IS the greatest musical mind of all time

Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

NO VAGINA NO VAGINA NO VAGINA

novagina

I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS

I DONT HAVE A VULVA

I DONT HAVE LABIA

I DONT HAVE A CERVIX

I DO NOT HAVE ARMS

I DONT HAVE EYES

I DONT HAVE LEGS

I DONT HAVE EARS

I DONT HAVE A PENIS

I DONT HAVE A BUTT

I DONT HAVE A FOOT

I have my left one

I DO HAVE A FETISH.COM [1]ACCOUNT

  1. ↑ fetish.com

I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA

CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK

Favorite Things

Chicfila

not having a vagina or penis

anomalistic

facelift deformation

myself

tortas

being nice

tiffany geekbar

fetish.com[1]

being unemployed

having 30 bucks to my name

having a vagina

extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle

i love love

I

G0at65 on fetish.com[2][3]

Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65
  1. ↑ Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named fetish.com":0"
  2. ↑ Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named :0
  3. ↑ Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named fetish.com":1"






Where Calkvins aura Came froM

it evolved in his saggy hairy minge

無線廣東話陰道

no one knows why.... it just does.....

some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;

Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage

Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity







Calkvin cant burp

yea

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