Howard

Howard he / him
Aliases	oktronkers "tronkers" howard
Occupation	Barista and terminal uptight
Species	Person
Gender	Male
Height	6'1" / 187cm
Weight	187 lbs / 85 Kilos for the past 7 months is this normal i'm afraid
Eyes	Brown
Appears in	March 23rd Incident
Status	Accepting that not everyone can be funny

"i like semi-colon; they make writing so extravagant" — howard

About

howard - otherwise known as oktronkers - is an internet persona donned by means to navigate social spaces that are otherwise not welcome or congruent with his true personality. Often he engages in queer activity such as but not limited to; flopped one-liners; unwise cracker; emotionally compromised; majorly insecure and obsessively unfunny. howard indulges shallow entertainment and belittling, though his authentic values remain elusive. in-depth discussion about topics and media he enjoys are of abject praise and near-interminable lest you can gape his gullet