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Esoup: Please let me out im sorry

2026-07-28T20:01:42Z

Please let me out im sorry

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	\| style="padding: 8px;" \| ~~Comatose~~		\| style="padding: 8px;" \| Locked in the basement
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	e_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E_soup-getting-crunk.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup getting crunk.]]		e_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E_soup-getting-crunk.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup getting crunk.]]
	</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.		</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources. As of recently, this has expanded to THC.

	There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full week, possibly related to making racist and insensitive comments in a voice call while high.		There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full week, possibly related to making racist and insensitive comments in a voice call while high.

Esoup: God please help me

2026-07-28T19:57:48Z

God please help me

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	</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.		</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.

	There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full ~~48 hours~~.		There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full week, possibly related to making racist and insensitive comments in a voice call while high.

	==Vehicles==		==Vehicles==

Esoup: Made it more PC

2026-07-24T01:23:40Z

Made it more PC

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	* Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD)		* Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD)
	* Myopia/Shortsightedness		* Myopia/Shortsightedness
	* Severe ~~mental retardation~~		* Severe intellectual disability
	** Unlike the other listed conditions, this is most likely a [[wikipedia:Joke\|joke]].		** Unlike the other listed conditions, this is most likely a [[wikipedia:Joke\|joke]].

Esoup: Added a list of mental disorders and medical conditions.

2026-07-24T01:15:13Z

Added a list of mental disorders and medical conditions.

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	As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]		As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]

			To contextualize the rest of this page, it is important to note that e_soup has been diagnosed with several medical conditions, only some of which are treatable. These include:

			* Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
			* Major Depressive Disorder (MDD)
			* Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD)
			* Myopia/Shortsightedness
			* Severe mental retardation
			** Unlike the other listed conditions, this is most likely a [[wikipedia:Joke\|joke]].

	e_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, e_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]		e_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, e_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]

Achston: E_soup miserable incident documented.

2026-07-17T00:45:11Z

E_soup miserable incident documented.

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	[[File:2007 Lexus LS460.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|e_soup's 2007 Lexus LS460]]		[[File:2007 Lexus LS460.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|e_soup's 2007 Lexus LS460]]
	Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars, notably e_soup's Lexus.		Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars, notably e_soup's Lexus.

			== "plops cock on table" Incident ==
			e_soup decided on July 14, 2026 to try and have esex with the AI chatbot, Miserable. Even making the bot wanna stop talking to them (like it had a choice) multiple times, leading up until e_soup says "plops cock on table" and after that they realize how piss drunk they were.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1506851121916809282/1526444681838198804</ref>
			[[File:E soup Miserable incident.png\|thumb\|e_soup having an attempt at esex with Miserable]]

	==References==		==References==

Esoup: Updated the vehicle list

2026-07-15T19:52:05Z

Updated the vehicle list

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	\| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" \| 5'2"		\| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" \| 5'10"
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	! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" \| Weight		! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" \| Weight

	\| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" \| ~~125~~		\| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" \| 200 lbs
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	\| style="padding: 8px;" \| ~~Alive~~		\| style="padding: 8px;" \| Comatose
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	==About==		==About==
	~~E_soup~~ is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease.		e_soup is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease.

	As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that ~~E_soup~~ is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]		As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]

	~~E_soup~~ often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, ~~E_soup~~ is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]		e_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, e_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]

	~~There have been times where~~ E_soup ~~has gotten muted~~ in the ~~Discord server for being too out-~~of~~-pocket~~.		e_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E_soup-getting-crunk.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup getting crunk.]]
			</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.

	~~E_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E soup~~-~~getting~~-~~crunk~~.~~png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup getting crunk.]]</ref> Despite being under the age~~ of ~~purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain~~ a ~~steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources~~.		There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full 48 hours.

	==~~Jeep Commander (XK)~~==		==Vehicles==

	[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|~~E_soup~~'s 2006 Jeep Commander]]		[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|e_soup's (former) 2006 Jeep Commander]]

	~~E_soup owns and drives~~ a ~~2006~~ [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)\|Jeep Commander (XK)]]~~. While E_soup has noted~~ that ~~their Commander is not of high quality, noting that it has "issues upon issues,"<ref>e_soup. "My jeep certainly ain't fantastic, its got issues upon issues," Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:49 P.M~~. ~~https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485108156643410081</ref> they seem to have an emotional attachment to~~ it, for various reasons. e_soup notes that they like the V8 engine<ref>e_soup. "I dont fucking care that my jeep is shit it has an honest to god American V8." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:56 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485109777519480882</ref>, the relative simplicity of the vehicle compared to modern cars, and ~~that~~ it ~~was given to them for free from his granduncle.<ref>e_soup. "I agree! But~~ it was ~~free to me from my grand-uncle." Discord, 21 Mar~~. 2026, ~~9:47 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485107523030876360</ref> Furthermore, e_soup shares a birth year with~~ the ~~Commander's model year. e_soup primarily uses their~~ Jeep ~~to transport their dog Ares to and from the dog park,~~ as ~~well as commute to work/errands~~. It ~~is their daily driver and currently their only vehicle~~.		e_soup used to own a [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)\|2006 Jeep Commander (XK)]] that was in relatively poor condition. They received it for free from their uncle, and used it as their daily driver until it was hit by an uninsured driver in a roundabout and thus decommissioned permanently. As of July 2026, the Jeep was totaled out under insurance as a UM (Uninsured Motorist) claim for $2300 USD. It will not be missed.

	~~==Specs==~~
			They now own and drive a [[wikipedia:Lexus_LS_(XF40)#USF40_/_USF41_(2006)\|2007 Lexus LS460]], nicknamed "Lady Yukari." The car has a dark gray exterior with tan leather interior. Unlike the Jeep, e_soup purchased this car under their own name and title. The nickname "Lady Yukari" stems from the ''Touhou'' character [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo Yukari Yakumo], the youkai of gaps. e_soup decided on this name because of the car's ample horsepower (380) that allows it to "gap," or outrun, unsuspecting street racers. They seem much more fond and proud of this vehicle than their previous, due to the overall better condition, nicer interior, and more powerful engine.
	~~The Commander that e_soup drives features the~~ [[wikipedia:~~Chrysler_PowerTech_engine~~#~~4.7~~\|~~Chrysler 4.7L Powertech engine~~]], ~~2WD, cloth seats, and~~ a ~~(currently non-functional) Boston Acoustics amplifier~~. ~~As of March 17, 2026,~~ the ~~odometer reads 131331 miles.~~

	~~==Issues==~~

	~~E_soup's~~ Jeep ~~Commander is currently in a state of mild disrepair~~, ~~which is to be expected given the age of the vehicle~~ and ~~its origins~~. ~~Some of~~ the ~~more notable issues include~~:

	* The amplifier is not functional.
	* The check engine light is on because of ~~a dead [[wikipedia:Catalytic_converter\|catalytic converter]] on bank 2.~~
	* The LR tire has a faulty TPMS sensor.
	* The interior door handle on the ~~driver~~'s ~~door does not open the door; the door must be opened using the external handle~~.
	* There are no seatbelt buckles in the ~~third row of seating~~.

	==Lore==		==Lore==
	Sometime in late 2025, ~~E_soup~~ was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, ~~E_soup~~ later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. ~~E_soup~~ and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars.		[[File:2007 Lexus LS460.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|e_soup's 2007 Lexus LS460]]
			Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars, notably e_soup's Lexus.

	==References==		==References==

Ashley: /* Lore */

2026-04-19T06:07:16Z

Lore

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	==Lore==		==Lore==
	Sometime in late 2025, ~~e_soup~~ was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot~~[4]~~. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, ~~e_soup~~ later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly~~[5]~~. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. ~~e_soup~~ and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars.		Sometime in late 2025, E_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, E_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. E_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars.

	==References==		==References==

Ashley: /* Jeep Commander (XK) */

2026-04-19T06:04:25Z

Jeep Commander (XK)

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	[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup's 2006 Jeep Commander]]		[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup's 2006 Jeep Commander]]

	E_soup owns and drives a 2006 [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)\|Jeep Commander (XK)]]. While ~~e_soup~~ has noted that their Commander is not of high quality, noting that it has "issues upon issues,"<ref>e_soup. "My jeep certainly ain't fantastic, its got issues upon issues," Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:49 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485108156643410081</ref> they seem to have an emotional attachment to it, for various reasons. e_soup notes that they like the V8 engine<ref>e_soup. "I dont fucking care that my jeep is shit it has an honest to god American V8." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:56 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485109777519480882</ref>, the relative simplicity of the vehicle compared to modern cars, and that it was given to them for free from his granduncle.<ref>e_soup. "I agree! But it was free to me from my grand-uncle." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:47 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485107523030876360</ref> Furthermore, e_soup shares a birth year with the Commander's model year. e_soup primarily uses their Jeep to transport their dog Ares to and from the dog park, as well as commute to work/errands. It is their daily driver and currently their only vehicle.		E_soup owns and drives a 2006 [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)\|Jeep Commander (XK)]]. While E_soup has noted that their Commander is not of high quality, noting that it has "issues upon issues,"<ref>e_soup. "My jeep certainly ain't fantastic, its got issues upon issues," Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:49 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485108156643410081</ref> they seem to have an emotional attachment to it, for various reasons. e_soup notes that they like the V8 engine<ref>e_soup. "I dont fucking care that my jeep is shit it has an honest to god American V8." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:56 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485109777519480882</ref>, the relative simplicity of the vehicle compared to modern cars, and that it was given to them for free from his granduncle.<ref>e_soup. "I agree! But it was free to me from my grand-uncle." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:47 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485107523030876360</ref> Furthermore, e_soup shares a birth year with the Commander's model year. e_soup primarily uses their Jeep to transport their dog Ares to and from the dog park, as well as commute to work/errands. It is their daily driver and currently their only vehicle.

	==Specs==		==Specs==

Ashley: /* About */

2026-04-19T06:02:36Z

About

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	==About==		==About==
	~~e_soup~~ is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease.		E_soup is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease.

	As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that ~~e_soup~~ is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.		As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that E_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]

	E_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, E_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]		E_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, E_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]

Ashley at 06:01, 19 April 2026

2026-04-19T06:01:47Z

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	==Biography==		==Biography==
	e_soup is a member of the Bearman3600 Discord server and a member of Bearman3600's Patreon at the "Fuck you and your shit content" ($20/mo.) tier		e_soup is a member of the Bearman3600 Discord server and a member of Bearman3600's Patreon at the "Fuck you and your shit content" ($20/mo.) tier.<ref>[[File:E soup-patreon-card.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup's Patreon Card]]</ref>

	==About==		==About==
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	As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.		As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.

	E_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, E_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.		E_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, E_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]

	There have been times where E_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket~~[citation needed]~~.		There have been times where E_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket.

	E_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares. Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.		E_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E soup-getting-crunk.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup getting crunk.]]</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.

	~~==Vehicle==~~		==Jeep Commander (XK)==
	== Jeep Commander (XK) ==

	[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup's 2006 Jeep Commander]]		[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png\|thumb\|280x280px\|E_soup's 2006 Jeep Commander]]
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	E_soup owns and drives a 2006 [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)\|Jeep Commander (XK)]]. While e_soup has noted that their Commander is not of high quality, noting that it has "issues upon issues,"<ref>e_soup. "My jeep certainly ain't fantastic, its got issues upon issues," Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:49 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485108156643410081</ref> they seem to have an emotional attachment to it, for various reasons. e_soup notes that they like the V8 engine<ref>e_soup. "I dont fucking care that my jeep is shit it has an honest to god American V8." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:56 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485109777519480882</ref>, the relative simplicity of the vehicle compared to modern cars, and that it was given to them for free from his granduncle.<ref>e_soup. "I agree! But it was free to me from my grand-uncle." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:47 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485107523030876360</ref> Furthermore, e_soup shares a birth year with the Commander's model year. e_soup primarily uses their Jeep to transport their dog Ares to and from the dog park, as well as commute to work/errands. It is their daily driver and currently their only vehicle.		E_soup owns and drives a 2006 [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)\|Jeep Commander (XK)]]. While e_soup has noted that their Commander is not of high quality, noting that it has "issues upon issues,"<ref>e_soup. "My jeep certainly ain't fantastic, its got issues upon issues," Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:49 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485108156643410081</ref> they seem to have an emotional attachment to it, for various reasons. e_soup notes that they like the V8 engine<ref>e_soup. "I dont fucking care that my jeep is shit it has an honest to god American V8." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:56 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485109777519480882</ref>, the relative simplicity of the vehicle compared to modern cars, and that it was given to them for free from his granduncle.<ref>e_soup. "I agree! But it was free to me from my grand-uncle." Discord, 21 Mar. 2026, 9:47 P.M. https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1485107523030876360</ref> Furthermore, e_soup shares a birth year with the Commander's model year. e_soup primarily uses their Jeep to transport their dog Ares to and from the dog park, as well as commute to work/errands. It is their daily driver and currently their only vehicle.

	=== Specs ===		==Specs==

	The Commander that e_soup drives features the [[wikipedia:Chrysler_PowerTech_engine#4.7\|Chrysler 4.7L Powertech engine]], 2WD, cloth seats, and a (currently non-functional) Boston Acoustics amplifier. As of March 17, 2026, the odometer reads 131331 miles.		The Commander that e_soup drives features the [[wikipedia:Chrysler_PowerTech_engine#4.7\|Chrysler 4.7L Powertech engine]], 2WD, cloth seats, and a (currently non-functional) Boston Acoustics amplifier. As of March 17, 2026, the odometer reads 131331 miles.

	=== Issues ===		==Issues==

	E_soup's Jeep Commander is currently in a state of mild disrepair, which is to be expected given the age of the vehicle and its origins. Some of the more notable issues include:		E_soup's Jeep Commander is currently in a state of mild disrepair, which is to be expected given the age of the vehicle and its origins. Some of the more notable issues include:
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	==Lore==		==Lore==
	Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot[4]. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly[5]. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars.		Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot[4]. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly[5]. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars.

			==References==