Calvin's Malware - Revision history

Cockvin at 16:53, 16 April 2026

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	== Background ==		== Background ==
	At approximately 7:56AM UTC, Calvin posted a message stating "im tryuing to instal animal crossing and i keep getting stuck on installer loading 100%"<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494229955461251163</ref>. No users initially reacted to this message, however after a third screenshot asking what the supposed installer was doing, user "garebare" told Calvin that a Nintendo Switch ROM does not "install". This led to the discovery as Calvin realized he has just installed malware, as multiple members asked him what he was doing.		At approximately 7:56AM UTC, Calvin posted a message stating "im tryuing to instal animal crossing and i keep getting stuck on installer loading 100%"<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494229955461251163</ref>. No users initially reacted to this message, however after a third screenshot asking what the supposed installer was doing, user "garebare" told Calvin that a Nintendo Switch ROM does not "install". This led to the discovery as Calvin realized he has just installed not one, but two malware programs disguised as animal crossing, as multiple members asked him what he was doing.

	~~The~~ supposed malware he ran had a filename of <code>instaler.exe</code>, further adding to the comedic value.		One of the supposed malware he ran had a filename of <code>instaler.exe</code>, further adding to the comedic value.

			At first Calvin did not believe what members were saying to him, he began to rage bait and not take anything seriously saying things like; "if I got malware why didn't it malware my pc yet", "does it malware when it wants to malware", and "if i got malware why can i delete the malware" until one member "garebare" asked him to open his task manager, he then noticed unrecognized software running like python and obs.exe none of which he had installed.

	== Reactions ==		== Reactions ==

Fleurstiee at 15:06, 16 April 2026

2026-04-16T15:06:43Z

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	He also found out his Discord account was hacked, sending crypto scams to his friends. <ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494336216311795793</ref>		He also found out his Discord account was hacked, sending crypto scams to his friends. <ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494336216311795793</ref>

			== References ==

Fleurstiee at 15:05, 16 April 2026

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	== Background ==		== Background ==
	At approximately 7:56AM UTC, Calvin posted a message stating "im tryuing to instal animal crossing and i keep getting stuck on installer loading 100%"<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494229955461251163</ref>. No users initially reacted to this message, however after a third screenshot asking what the supposed installer was doing, user "garebare" told Calvin that a Nintendo Switch ROM does not "install". This led to the discovery as Calvin realized he has just installed malware, as multiple members asked him what he was doing.		At approximately 7:56AM UTC, Calvin posted a message stating "im tryuing to instal animal crossing and i keep getting stuck on installer loading 100%"<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494229955461251163</ref>. No users initially reacted to this message, however after a third screenshot asking what the supposed installer was doing, user "garebare" told Calvin that a Nintendo Switch ROM does not "install". This led to the discovery as Calvin realized he has just installed malware, as multiple members asked him what he was doing.

			The supposed malware he ran had a filename of <code>instaler.exe</code>, further adding to the comedic value.

	== Reactions ==		== Reactions ==

Fleurstiee at 15:05, 16 April 2026

2026-04-16T15:05:16Z

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	== Background ==		== Background ==
	x		At approximately 7:56AM UTC, Calvin posted a message stating "im tryuing to instal animal crossing and i keep getting stuck on installer loading 100%"<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494229955461251163</ref>. No users initially reacted to this message, however after a third screenshot asking what the supposed installer was doing, user "garebare" told Calvin that a Nintendo Switch ROM does not "install". This led to the discovery as Calvin realized he has just installed malware, as multiple members asked him what he was doing.

	== Reactions ==		== Reactions ==
	x		Members were initially quite hostile, calling him stupid and dumb for running an installer for a switch game. The reactions were justified, however, as Calvin possesses little computer literacy and does not know about file types and malware. He tried defending his statements, asking why the malware hasn't done anything<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494234207730536528</ref> and saying that it did not install. (clueless.png)

	== Aftermath ==		== Aftermath ==
	x		Members were able to guide Calvin in order to re-install Windows 10 after a failed reset, fully wiping off the virus. <ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494327582055727284</ref> He responded to each question with a voice message, and now has skepticism for files being malware.

			He also found out his Discord account was hacked, sending crypto scams to his friends. <ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494336216311795793</ref>

Fleurstiee at 15:00, 16 April 2026

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			The "Calvin's Malware" incident refers to when [[Calkvin\|Calvin]] got malware after trying to emulate Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
	The '~~''Happy Birthday Incident''' was a mistaken mass ping that took place in the~~ [[~~Bearman3600~~]] ~~discord server on April 15th, 2026. At 6~~:~~42 AM (UTC) chud moderator [[Young mola\|young mola]] sent the message "@everyone say happy birthday", causing considerable unrest in the general chat channel~~.

	== Background ==		== Background ==
	Approximately 2 minutes before the ping took place, the human savings account for Bearman, [[E soup\|e_soup]] replied to a question by Mola about voice chat activity. Mola asked "is there something special going on", e_soup replied "Yeah its my birthday". A snowball effect quickly occurred, with multiple users chiming in happy birthday. Quickly an inside joke formed, with multiple users and chud moderators giving happy birthday wishes to random users. Mola wished to follow up on the joke with a quick response, forming a now infamous message.		x

	== Reactions ==		== Reactions ==
	Reactions to the ping were mixed. Some users chimed into greet and congratulate the faux birthday celebration, mistakenly thinking the message was attributed to Bearman himself. Other users and chud moderators condemned the action, [[Fleur]] responding with "MOLA GODDAMNIT" and [[Mouks]] exclaiming "dude are you fucking retarded". Bearman himself chimed in, leaving a 1 worded response of "What" initially, later Bearman would follow up with the messages "May six is my ittydat" and "God bles fagots" with a cake emoticon. The exact amount of involved users is unknown, however the message was estimated to reach 40+ users within the first 5 minutes of posting.		x

	== Aftermath ==		== Aftermath ==
	Following the public scolding from fellow users and moderators, Mola apologized to the affected parties. Despite the mixed reactions, users later joked positively regarding the ping, repeating the happy birthday wish multiple times in replies. The message would be pinned about 20 minutes later at 7:02 AM (UTC) by Mola.		x
	~~[[File:Mola afterparty.png\|thumbnail\|right\|alt=Read this if you're gay lol.\|Users of the Bearman3600 discord in #general, minutes after the message.]]~~

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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | April 16th, 2026 at 8:08 AM [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time (UTC)]
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | [[Calklvin|Calvin]]
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The '''Happy Birthday Incident''' was a mistaken mass ping that took place in the [[Bearman3600]] discord server on April 15th, 2026. At 6:42 AM (UTC) chud moderator [[Young mola|young mola]] sent the message "@everyone say happy birthday", causing considerable unrest in the general chat channel.

== Background ==
Approximately 2 minutes before the ping took place, the human savings account for Bearman, [[E soup|e_soup]] replied to a question by Mola about voice chat activity. Mola asked "is there something special going on", e_soup replied "Yeah its my birthday". A snowball effect quickly occurred, with multiple users chiming in happy birthday. Quickly an inside joke formed, with multiple users and chud moderators giving happy birthday wishes to random users. Mola wished to follow up on the joke with a quick response, forming a now infamous message.

== Reactions ==
Reactions to the ping were mixed. Some users chimed into greet and congratulate the faux birthday celebration, mistakenly thinking the message was attributed to Bearman himself. Other users and chud moderators condemned the action, [[Fleur]] responding with "MOLA GODDAMNIT" and [[Mouks]] exclaiming "dude are you fucking retarded". Bearman himself chimed in, leaving a 1 worded response of "What" initially, later Bearman would follow up with the messages "May six is my ittydat" and "God bles fagots" with a cake emoticon. The exact amount of involved users is unknown, however the message was estimated to reach 40+ users within the first 5 minutes of posting.

== Aftermath ==
Following the public scolding from fellow users and moderators, Mola apologized to the affected parties. Despite the mixed reactions, users later joked positively regarding the ping, repeating the happy birthday wish multiple times in replies. The message would be pinned about 20 minutes later at 7:02 AM (UTC) by Mola.
[[File:Mola afterparty.png|thumbnail|right|alt=Read this if you're gay lol.|Users of the Bearman3600 discord in #general, minutes after the message.]]