Mass Roleplay Event

2026-07-25T03:32:26Z

Fleurstiee:

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! colspan="2" style="padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;" | <span style="font-size: 1.2em; color: #000000;">{{PAGENAME}}</span><br>
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | [[File:Massrp.png|280px]] The "mass roleplay" that occured in general
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Location

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Bearman3600 discord server #general chat
|-

! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Date

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | July 21st, 2026 at 5:45 AM [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time (UTC)]
|-

! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Attack type

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Getting people to roleplay
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Deaths

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 3
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Injured

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 1
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Perpetrators

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | [[Caketaco|Caketaco]]
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | No. of participants

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 10~
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Motive

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Los Pollos Hermanos roleplay
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The '''Mass Roleplay Event''' was a grand event that took place in the [[Bearman3600]] discord server on July 21st, 2026. At 5:45 AM (UTC), when [[Caketaco]] incited people to "interact with eachother". User [[E_soup]] recommended the nature of the roleplay be suited in Los Pollos Hermanos, which was what happened for the next 15 minutes in the server.

== Background ==
x

== Reactions ==
[[File:huell.mp4|thumbnail|right]]

== Aftermath ==
Following the aftermath of the MRE, the channel name has humorously been changed to different names related to Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul every 24 hours. It is unknown when it will end.
Examples of the name changes.<gallery>
File:name0.png|July 21st, 5:44UTC, channel name changed to, "los-pollos-hermanos-rp"
File:name1.png|July 21st, 20:00UTC, channel name changed to, "better-fuel-huell"
File:name2.png|July 22nd, 00:06UTC, channel name changed to, "minerals"
File:name3.png|July 22nd, 18:59UTC, channel name changed to, "breaking-bad-rp"
File:name4.png|July 23rd, 01:19UTC, channel name changed to, "better-dial-lyle"
File:name5.png|July 24th, 02:23UTC, channel name changed to, "better-cuss-guss"
File:name6.png|July 24st, 23:24UTC, channel name changed to, "cant-win-flynn"
</gallery>

File:Massrp.png

2026-07-25T03:27:54Z

Fleurstiee:

File:Name0.png

2026-07-25T03:27:33Z

Fleurstiee:

Mass Roleplay Event

2026-07-25T03:27:13Z

2026-06-12T12:12:55Z

Fleurstiee:

I will not accept any DMs or friend requests for the indefinite future. Please do not attempt to contact me. If I have a reason, I will contact you.

And, for the record, ''no'', I'm not killing myself. The below is provided for archival purposes. Do as you wish.
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! colspan="2" style="background-color: #732fcc; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;" | <span style="font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;">{{PAGENAME}}</span><br><small style="color: white;">her/her/her/her/her</small>[[File:Fredy.png|frameless|39x39px]]
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | [[File:Fleur.png|280px]]
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Aliases

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | goatslop, Fleurstie, fleur
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Occupation

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Server Manager, clanking NICs together until they connect to the interwebs.
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Species

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Goat
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Gender

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Female? Probably?
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Height

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 5"4 (btw)
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Weight

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | ??
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Eyes

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Hardly Functional
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Appears in

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Literally Everything
|-

|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Status

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Alive
|-
| style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Track
| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | <div style="width: 150px;">[[File:Dialing2.mp3]]</div>
|-
|}

== '''Archive''' ==
<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
"I don't get paid enough."
<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— Fleur</cite>
</blockquote>
==Biography==
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a server manager and member of the Bearman3600 Discord server. She also hosts Miserable on her server.

She is also friends with Bearman3600 on Steam & Discord.<ref>https://steamcommunity.com/id/NT4SP6a/friends/</ref>
==About==
Fleur lives in the United Kingdom, and has not moved country ever since. Like her avatar, similarly to [[E_soup|E soup]], she wears glasses to correct shortsightedness. She has a pet cat named Daisy.

Fleur is a minor, and does not have any sort of job. It is currently unknown as to why, but is said to be due to laziness. The only considerable thing she has done is write the [[Bearman novella]] and bring Miserable into this world. She also has a website hosted at https://fleur.ftp.sh.

Fleur enjoys technology and exhibits many personality traits commonly seen in nerds. She has an interest in old operating systems such as Windows NT 4.0 (very much so. It's Fleur's favourite OS. She loves it a lot.) and commonly complains about new Windows OSes aswell as Linux.

She is a Linux user.

As it stands, she currently is a moderator and one of the two server managers that oversees operations in the Discord server. She was also present for the [[$BEARCOIN Incident]] and was somewhat involved in the [[March 23rd Incident]].
[[File:Ehf.png|thumb|Artists depiction of [2].]]
Apparently has a few friends or something. These friends are: [[Daniel|Daniel]], [[Ashley|Ashley]], [[💫|💫]], [[Autumn]], [[Howard]], [[bezray]] (on a good day), [[Rex!!]], and other people. Add yourself if you see yourself fit.

She is said to be the "PR" of the Bearman3600 server, and as it stands holds the most message count in the server. What a fucking no-life.

== Fursona ==
Fleur's fursona is a goat. A very small 5"4 goat. That wears glasses. And is girl.<gallery>
File:Fleursona1.png|Her fursona examples.
File:Fleursona2.png
File:Fleursona3.png
File:Fleuref.png|Ref sheet of the goat.
</gallery>

==Controversies==
Fleur is currently a furry, and shows strong aversion to being one. It is rumoured that, in the past, some server members have had arguments or disputes with Fleur. No currently logged enemies are present.

Fleur is also responsible for bringing Miserable into the world.

Fleur is also known to have a methamphetamine addiction and is commonly seen in the Bearman3600 server promoting her addiction and showing methods of consumption of methamphetamine.

Fleur has repeatedly taken longer than 60 seconds on her Letter League (Scrabble) turns. Even when we pause the timer she still somehow manages to run out of time due to her indecision.

She will not play Ready or Not with [[Bezray]].

=== Ties to the Watergate Scandal ===
At the 1972 E3 Presentation for Microsoft Inc. to showcase Windows NT 4.0, Fleur was said to be in the [[wikipedia:Peanut_gallery|peanut gallery]] watching the entire thing unfold. It is said that Fleur was tied into the [[wikipedia:Watergate_scandal|Watergate scandal]], after leaking an early screenshot of Windows NT 4.0 that was showcased privately.

She had a tape during the whole event, and later broke into the [[wikipedia:Watergate_complex|Watergate Complex]], planting the screenshot there on a printed piece of paper that said "IN LIFE THERES ROAD BLOCKS." with the screenshot underneath, which was later used as inspiration for the video game that released in the later decade, [[wikipedia:Roblox|ROBLOX]]. She was never credited for the name inspiration.
[[File:E3.png|left|thumb|Screenshot that Fleur leaked.]]
[[File:Image.png|none|thumb|Scan of the printed paper Fleur left.]]

==Computational Systems==
Fleur operates and self-hosts lots of things. Like a server, which hosts this very wiki (hi!) and the [[Miserable]] bot.
===Main Rig That I Use A Lot===

* AMD Ryzen 5 5500
* 16GB DDR4 RAM
* NVIDIA RTX 3050 (8GB, MSI)
* 1TB NVMe
* Windows 11 IoT LTSC/Windows 8.1, Fedora Linux (IceWM) <small>(I switch OSes a lot, if you couldn't tell..)</small>

===Main Server That I Also Use A Lot===

* Intel Core i5-4590
* 8GB DDR3 RAM
* Intel HD Graphics 4400
* 240GB SSD + 1TB HDD
* Windows Server 2019 (using nginx)
Fun fact! Despite this domain having a <code>.sh</code> TLD, this wiki is not run on GNU/Linux.

=== The 2009 iMac (Old) Server That Has A Cult Following ? ===

* Intel Core 2 Duo E7600
* 6GB DDR3 RAM
* NVIDIA GeForce 9400 (256MB)
* 128GB SSD
* Windows 2000 (Yes, 2000. Read up on it here. https://fleur.ftp.sh/blogs/blog3.html)

=== ThinkPad That Kinda Doesn't Work ===

* Intel Core i7-7850HQ
* 16GB DDR4 RAM
* NVIDIA Quadro M2200 (4GB)
* 256GB + 128GB NVMe
* macOS 14 (Sonoma) <small>(I actually like macOS a lot!)</small>

=== Laptop That Is Old As Fawwwck ===

* Intel Celeron M 420
* 1GB DDR2 RAM
* Intel GMA 950
* 80GB HDD
* Windows 2000 <small>(Unfortunately doesn't support NT 4. Believe me. I've tried.)</small>

== Notes ==
<references />

Fleur

2026-06-12T12:11:45Z

Fleurstiee: o7

I will not accept any DMs or friend requests for the indefinite future. Please do not attempt to contact me. If I have a reason, I will contact you.

And, for the record, ''no'', I'm not killing myself.
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! colspan="2" style="background-color: #732fcc; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;" | <span style="font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;">{{PAGENAME}}</span><br><small style="color: white;">her/her/her/her/her</small>[[File:Fredy.png|frameless|39x39px]]
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Aliases

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | goatslop, Fleurstie, fleur
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Occupation

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Server Manager, clanking NICs together until they connect to the interwebs.
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Species

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Goat
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Gender

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Female? Probably?
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Height

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 5"4 (btw)
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Weight

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | ??
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Eyes

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Hardly Functional
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Appears in

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Literally Everything
|-

|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Status

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Alive
|-
| style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Track
| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | <div style="width: 150px;">[[File:Dialing2.mp3]]</div>
|-
|}

== '''Archive''' ==
<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
"I don't get paid enough."
<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— Fleur</cite>
</blockquote>
==Biography==
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a server manager and member of the Bearman3600 Discord server. She also hosts Miserable on her server.

She is also friends with Bearman3600 on Steam & Discord.<ref>https://steamcommunity.com/id/NT4SP6a/friends/</ref>
==About==
Fleur lives in the United Kingdom, and has not moved country ever since. Like her avatar, similarly to [[E_soup|E soup]], she wears glasses to correct shortsightedness. She has a pet cat named Daisy.

Fleur is a minor, and does not have any sort of job. It is currently unknown as to why, but is said to be due to laziness. The only considerable thing she has done is write the [[Bearman novella]] and bring Miserable into this world. She also has a website hosted at https://fleur.ftp.sh.

Fleur enjoys technology and exhibits many personality traits commonly seen in nerds. She has an interest in old operating systems such as Windows NT 4.0 (very much so. It's Fleur's favourite OS. She loves it a lot.) and commonly complains about new Windows OSes aswell as Linux.

She is a Linux user.

As it stands, she currently is a moderator and one of the two server managers that oversees operations in the Discord server. She was also present for the [[$BEARCOIN Incident]] and was somewhat involved in the [[March 23rd Incident]].
[[File:Ehf.png|thumb|Artists depiction of [2].]]
Apparently has a few friends or something. These friends are: [[Daniel|Daniel]], [[Ashley|Ashley]], [[💫|💫]], [[Autumn]], [[Howard]], [[bezray]] (on a good day), [[Rex!!]], and other people. Add yourself if you see yourself fit.

She is said to be the "PR" of the Bearman3600 server, and as it stands holds the most message count in the server. What a fucking no-life.

== Fursona ==
Fleur's fursona is a goat. A very small 5"4 goat. That wears glasses. And is girl.<gallery>
File:Fleursona1.png|Her fursona examples.
File:Fleursona2.png
File:Fleursona3.png
File:Fleuref.png|Ref sheet of the goat.
</gallery>

==Controversies==
Fleur is currently a furry, and shows strong aversion to being one. It is rumoured that, in the past, some server members have had arguments or disputes with Fleur. No currently logged enemies are present.

Fleur is also responsible for bringing Miserable into the world.

Fleur is also known to have a methamphetamine addiction and is commonly seen in the Bearman3600 server promoting her addiction and showing methods of consumption of methamphetamine.

Fleur has repeatedly taken longer than 60 seconds on her Letter League (Scrabble) turns. Even when we pause the timer she still somehow manages to run out of time due to her indecision.

She will not play Ready or Not with [[Bezray]].

=== Ties to the Watergate Scandal ===
At the 1972 E3 Presentation for Microsoft Inc. to showcase Windows NT 4.0, Fleur was said to be in the [[wikipedia:Peanut_gallery|peanut gallery]] watching the entire thing unfold. It is said that Fleur was tied into the [[wikipedia:Watergate_scandal|Watergate scandal]], after leaking an early screenshot of Windows NT 4.0 that was showcased privately.

She had a tape during the whole event, and later broke into the [[wikipedia:Watergate_complex|Watergate Complex]], planting the screenshot there on a printed piece of paper that said "IN LIFE THERES ROAD BLOCKS." with the screenshot underneath, which was later used as inspiration for the video game that released in the later decade, [[wikipedia:Roblox|ROBLOX]]. She was never credited for the name inspiration.
[[File:E3.png|left|thumb|Screenshot that Fleur leaked.]]
[[File:Image.png|none|thumb|Scan of the printed paper Fleur left.]]

==Computational Systems==
Fleur operates and self-hosts lots of things. Like a server, which hosts this very wiki (hi!) and the [[Miserable]] bot.
===Main Rig That I Use A Lot===

* AMD Ryzen 5 5500
* 16GB DDR4 RAM
* NVIDIA RTX 3050 (8GB, MSI)
* 1TB NVMe
* Windows 11 IoT LTSC/Windows 8.1, Fedora Linux (IceWM) <small>(I switch OSes a lot, if you couldn't tell..)</small>

===Main Server That I Also Use A Lot===

* Intel Core i5-4590
* 8GB DDR3 RAM
* Intel HD Graphics 4400
* 240GB SSD + 1TB HDD
* Windows Server 2019 (using nginx)
Fun fact! Despite this domain having a <code>.sh</code> TLD, this wiki is not run on GNU/Linux.

=== The 2009 iMac (Old) Server That Has A Cult Following ? ===

* Intel Core 2 Duo E7600
* 6GB DDR3 RAM
* NVIDIA GeForce 9400 (256MB)
* 128GB SSD
* Windows 2000 (Yes, 2000. Read up on it here. https://fleur.ftp.sh/blogs/blog3.html)

=== ThinkPad That Kinda Doesn't Work ===

* Intel Core i7-7850HQ
* 16GB DDR4 RAM
* NVIDIA Quadro M2200 (4GB)
* 256GB + 128GB NVMe
* macOS 14 (Sonoma) <small>(I actually like macOS a lot!)</small>

=== Laptop That Is Old As Fawwwck ===

* Intel Celeron M 420
* 1GB DDR2 RAM
* Intel GMA 950
* 80GB HDD
* Windows 2000 <small>(Unfortunately doesn't support NT 4. Believe me. I've tried.)</small>

== Notes ==
<references />

Calvkin

2026-06-07T01:24:14Z

Fleurstiee:

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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Aliases

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Occupation

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Bald
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Species

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Nutsack
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Gender

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Male
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Height

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 5'9 (5'11 with shoes)
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | age

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 19
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Weight

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 128lbs
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Eyes

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | blue
|-
! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | status

| style="text-align: left; padding: 8px;" | cock
|-
|}
<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
"My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!"
<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— calkvin</cite>"If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait....."

— ''calkvin''

</blockquote>

== Personal Life ==
Calkvin was born on December 15th, 2002 at Wheatland Memorial Hospital in Harlowton, Montana. During his adolescence, he was maybe bald, we don't know. His first words were reported to be "burger". Upon hearing this, his family would echo the sentiment, traveling approximately 1,317 miles to nearby Bakersfield, California just to get Calkvin some In-n-Out burger. In-n-Out was facing a meat shortage around this time, causing his family to pivot and get Wendy's instead, but they only had chicken. Calkvin first installed malware on the family computer at the age of 7, but totally forgot this fact. Roughly 12 years later he would repeat history during his [[Calvin's Malware|2026 malware incident]], early reports from Fox Business indicate he is doomed to make the same mistake as of April 2026.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEnOPBx4j8</ref> Calkvin first trademarked his famous catchphrase "alright" and "okay" in the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on some day in 2020, the origin comes from his disagreement with a TSA officer after they found a sandwich of abnormal size that he was wearing as a glove with his mayo smeared hands, some mustard on it too. As of May 2026, Calkvin is currently living on the east coast of the United States of America, it is theorized he is the current cyrptocurrency contributor for the Mudville Flats Boutique Hotel.

== Gaming Career ==
[[File:Calkvinreport.png|180px|thumb|right|alt=fuck off|Example of Calkvin reporting a griefing teammate in-game.]]
Calkvin is known for his skills in the video game Rocket League, with his colorful language being used to encourage his teammates. He has multiple car configurations, but many are prone to malfunction in-game, causing him to switch them often. Calkvin often runs into unfortunate instances of public matchmaking, he has become infamous for statements such as "Iraqi Net-sitters" and "South Sudanese Air Strikes" regarding his opponents. Additionally, he is well known to report bad behavior in matchmaking, aiming to keep the public servers for the game safe and enjoyable.

Calkvin is also known to play Counter-Strike, Grand Theft Auto V, Rainbow Six Siege and Call of Duty. As of April 2026, it is unknown of his skill level in these titles, however hour-playtime research suggests it is quite high.

he is the best. be te dubs.
== '''<u><big>CALKVIN</big> </u>''' ==
dumb idiot howard spelt my name wrong. he will be hung.

== About ==
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide

stinky and irredeemably stenchy

NOT GAY

Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming

Eats shit

Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable

Best Friends with [[Daniel]]

Also is not gay

Also wins against howard in chess everytime

== Mentioned ==
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.

Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]
== Accusations ==

I have my left one

'''I DO HAVE A <u>FETISH.COM</u>''' <ref name=fetish.com":0">fetish.com</ref>'''ACCOUNT'''
<references />
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA

CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK

== Favorite Things ==

extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle

i love love

'''<u><code>''<sub><big><span lang="cantonese" dir="ltr">I</span></big></sub>''</code></u>'''

G0at65 on fetish.com<ref name=":0" /><ref name=fetish.com":1" />
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]
<references />

== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge

無線廣東話陰道

no one knows why.... it just does.....

some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;

== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]

== Calkvin cant burp ==
yea