Shirtless Man

2026-05-29T22:34:25Z

Detailsdetails: /* Trivia */ True information from the man himself

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Shirtless/Man (Nullpronominal)

[https://pronoun.fandom.com/wiki/E/Em E/Em] but in a countryside farmer way

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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |Shirtless Man, Captain Dragonfruit (DF)
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |Pro e kitten
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |White French Canadian/italian
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |Shirtless
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |5'7"
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |Fat
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |The Bearman3600 Discord Server
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #ccff33;" |5-25
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| style="padding: 8px;" |rubbing my nipples counter clockwise
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== About ==
Jack of all trades, master of none: Shirtless Man is an elusive being lacking any sort of background and contribution to the world, which is not good for the ol' resume. Born in 20XX, Shirtless missed most of the earths plot, and now jacks off with the rest of Gen Z about "Y2K". Avid larper of friendship and love, Shirtless is secretly a piece of shit.

== Personal Life ==
Born intellectually retarded with several mental and disorders, but is actually the world’s smartest baby, with a birthing IQ of 130 and bicycle riding prowess. Doing wheelies in youth on the streets to afford food wasn’t the only activity Shirtless got into, as at the age of 4 Shirtless got slimey little fingers on an iPad, which caused the complete collapse of any semblance of a future, as the kid was now reduced to a drooling sheeple.

The continuous years only lead to more hardship: bicycle tires slashed by a rival gang, shitting in urinals, and pet fish slimed by Slime Gang; being diagnosed with a brain tumor on May 20th, 2027, will only be the slight push needed for the devastating release of a full cum torpedo on all of Canada, killing millions and cementing Shirtless’ fate as the one true king of New York.

== Lore ==
At 8:37 am, on Tuesday, April 28th, of 2026, Shirtless edits this wiki page while on the turlet.

== Interests ==

===== Cats: =====
Has a growing interest in genetics, sparking a few months ago from playing Wobble Dogs, and currently enjoys cat mental health, and breeding: The extremes, the breeding, the ethics of it, and just fuck ass cats in general. Favorite “breed” is the Rexed Coons—beautiful Maine Coons with a mutation that caused wavey, crinkly fur—which the British Cat Fancy at the time did NOT like.

Also Abyssinians.
[[File:Fuckingidiot2.jpg|left|thumb|just LOOK at this fucking idiot!]]

 
 
=== Likes/Dislikes ===
Likes:

* Being liberal
* Elon Musk
* Sucking dick

Dislikes:

* Horses
* Tape measurers
* Welding
* Hot tubs
* Dead bugs in lake while swimming
* Tickling
* Horses

== Trivia ==

*Shirtless man primarily enjoys music by sex traffickers and musicians on Epstein's list, but it doesn't mean he approves of that sort of thing.

== References ==

Bearman3600 Wiki - User contributions [en]

Shirtless Man