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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock */&lt;/p&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Personal Life ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was born on December 15th, 2002 at Wheatland Memorial Hospital in Harlowton, Montana. During his adolescence, he was maybe bald, we don&#039;t know. His first words were reported to be &amp;quot;burger&amp;quot;. Upon hearing this, his family would echo the sentiment, traveling approximately 1,317 miles to nearby Bakersfield, California just to get Calkvin some In-n-Out burger. In-n-Out was facing a meat shortage around this time, causing his family to pivot and get Wendy&#039;s instead, but they only had chicken. Calkvin first installed malware on the family computer at the age of 7, but totally forgot this fact. Roughly 12 years later he would repeat history during his [[Calvin&#039;s Malware|2026 malware incident]], early reports from Fox Business indicate he is doomed to make the same mistake as of April 2026.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEnOPBx4j8&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Calkvin first trademarked his famous catchphrase &amp;quot;alright&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;okay&amp;quot; in the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on some day in 2020, the origin comes from his disagreement with a TSA officer after they found a sandwich of abnormal size that he was wearing as a glove with his mayo smeared hands, some mustard on it too. As of May 2026, Calkvin is currently living on the east coast of the United States of America, it is theorized he is the current cyrptocurrency contributor for the Mudville Flats Boutique Hotel. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Gaming Career ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Calkvinreport.png|180px|thumb|right|alt=fuck off|Example of Calkvin reporting a griefing teammate in-game.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is known for his skills in the video game Rocket League, with his colorful language being used to encourage his teammates. He has multiple car configurations, but many are prone to malfunction in-game, causing him to switch them often. Calkvin often runs into unfortunate instances of public matchmaking, he has become infamous for statements such as &amp;quot;Iraqi Net-sitters&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;South Sudanese Air Strikes&amp;quot; regarding his opponents. Additionally, he is well known to report bad behavior in matchmaking, aiming to keep the public servers for the game safe and enjoyable. &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is also known to play Counter-Strike, Grand Theft Auto V, Rainbow Six Siege and Call of Duty. As of April 2026, it is unknown of his skill level in these titles, however hour-playtime research suggests it is quite high.&lt;br /&gt;
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he is the best. be te dubs.&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
dumb idiot howard spelt my name wrong. he will be hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
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stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
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NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
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Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
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Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
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Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
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Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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novagina&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
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I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
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CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
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not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
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anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
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facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
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myself&lt;br /&gt;
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tortas&lt;br /&gt;
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being nice&lt;br /&gt;
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tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
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fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
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having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
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having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
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i love love&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
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無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
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no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
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some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Tajikistan&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;br /&gt;
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== fun facts about calkvin ==&lt;br /&gt;
calvin likes to swing on swings &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys eating food&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin likes newports, marlboro golds, camel crushes&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin has done approximately 7 mind altering substances &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys long walks on the beach like every other burger nut on those dating sites&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin hears british voices in his head that never seem to shut up.... like ever&lt;br /&gt;
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one of them sounds like an obese muppet that can only be used by Tom Stoltman. no one else can bear the weight &lt;br /&gt;
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now theres an australian one.... please save me from this toremnt god help me please god oh jesus please the pain is awful&lt;br /&gt;
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now they are glazing eachother jesus this is worse than the time i went to new jersey&lt;br /&gt;
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sometimes at night i secretly sneak off to do butt-stuff with my neighbor&lt;br /&gt;
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i want to clarify that the neighbor does not have a penis &lt;br /&gt;
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am i taking or am i doing the taking? we will never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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make a poll if u see this! &lt;br /&gt;
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vagina &lt;br /&gt;
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minge&lt;br /&gt;
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pussy&lt;br /&gt;
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cunt &lt;br /&gt;
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box&lt;br /&gt;
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fanny&lt;br /&gt;
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beaver&lt;br /&gt;
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twat&lt;br /&gt;
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punani&lt;br /&gt;
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vag &lt;br /&gt;
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my naughty taco&lt;br /&gt;
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grand canyon&lt;br /&gt;
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vaginer&lt;br /&gt;
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pink bits&lt;br /&gt;
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fish lips&lt;br /&gt;
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bush&lt;br /&gt;
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foo foo&lt;br /&gt;
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coin slot &lt;br /&gt;
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cooch&lt;br /&gt;
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chochie&lt;br /&gt;
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front hole&lt;br /&gt;
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brith canal&lt;br /&gt;
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doos doos &lt;br /&gt;
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== cordians and flourdians ==&lt;br /&gt;
hey babe. show me that birth canal.&lt;br /&gt;
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hey boy show me that weiner &lt;br /&gt;
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which one would you consider is more sexually advancing? 1?or 2?&lt;br /&gt;
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leave a comment down below! &lt;br /&gt;
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== sometimes when im showering i like to pretend im on a ship and rock back in forth like im traversing a thunderous storm that no other man has seen. then my bitch whore wife says to get out of the shower ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== goodnight everyone dont let the bed bugs bite ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== nice guys always finished last shouldve known that ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ayy, okay, ooh, okay, uh&lt;br /&gt;
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Nice guys always finish last, should&#039;ve known that&lt;br /&gt;
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Gave you my heart and you fucked around and broke that&lt;br /&gt;
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So sad, pretty girls&#039;ll hurt you so bad (So bad)&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
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[Verse 1: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thought I was in love&lt;br /&gt;
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Had me thinkin&#039; to myself I wasn&#039;t enough&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember late nights all alone&lt;br /&gt;
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Waitin&#039; by my phone just to see your name with a ringtone&lt;br /&gt;
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But you never called, you ain&#039;t never cared&lt;br /&gt;
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Told me that you love me, you were never there&lt;br /&gt;
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What did I do to deserve this treatment?&lt;br /&gt;
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Never thought you&#039;d be the one that I caught cheating&lt;br /&gt;
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You might also like&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso &amp;amp; (G-Eazy)]&lt;br /&gt;
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Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh (You know, uh)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh (G)&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh (Yee)&lt;br /&gt;
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{Verse 2: G-Eazy}&lt;br /&gt;
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Thought our love was everlasting&lt;br /&gt;
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First class, fly trips out to Aspen (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean, I’m saying, I’m just asking (I&#039;m asking)&lt;br /&gt;
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Why’d you have to throw it in the trash bin? (Why)&lt;br /&gt;
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I know you regret how you did me (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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Lied behind my back, don’t bullshit me (Don&#039;t)&lt;br /&gt;
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I moved on, now our love is history (Puff)&lt;br /&gt;
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Too crazy just like Bob and Whitney (Sheesh)&lt;br /&gt;
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Uh, I guess that’s how the game goes (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;m always staying 10 toes (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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Don’t get caught up with these hoes (Nope)&lt;br /&gt;
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But I just never took you as one of those (Ayy, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
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Live and learn when you see a bridge burn (Uh)&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma is a bitch, and its bound to return (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
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Why are you trippin? I’m not your concern (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don’t get mad it’s another bitch turn&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus: MarMar Oso &amp;amp; (G-Eazy)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Girl, you played me (Hahaha), did me so shady (I&#039;m just saying)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same (Ah)&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that (Yee)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
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[Verse 3: Quando Rondo]&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried to take a trip to Mars to heal up all my broken scars&lt;br /&gt;
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I should&#039;ve know age 17, she break my heart by 21&lt;br /&gt;
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Month after month, I go bang up a whole lotta funds&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like the smartest in the class I&#039;ll be the first to say I&#039;m done&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel so stupid &#039;cause I bragged to the homies like she the one&lt;br /&gt;
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A burder flower, I feel so sad, all these roses fill up my gun&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely Tyguan Terell, I wrote her letters from the joint&lt;br /&gt;
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Give you the keys for that brand new tesla&lt;br /&gt;
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Off of the one, unlock your thought [?]&lt;br /&gt;
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They hate on me and jai forever&lt;br /&gt;
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[?]&lt;br /&gt;
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I let you in and showed you how I fell and you still didn&#039;t keep it a hunnid&lt;br /&gt;
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I opened up, showed you my hurt, now I wish I didn&#039;t even bother&lt;br /&gt;
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I was tryna find a way to get my team across&lt;br /&gt;
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Ayy, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, I still think about you darling&lt;br /&gt;
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Now I&#039;m tryna find a way to get the lean bottle&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Karma, where you at? you better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
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[Outro: Marmar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Nice guys always finish last, should&#039;ve known that&lt;br /&gt;
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Gave you my heart and you fucked around and broke that&lt;br /&gt;
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So sad, pretty girls&#039;ll hurt you so bad (So bad)&lt;br /&gt;
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== things i enjoy ==&lt;br /&gt;
crackin obese yuri&lt;br /&gt;
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having 3 vaginas and 6 titties&lt;br /&gt;
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huffing 4 cans of duster everyday&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
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		<title>Calvkin</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Gaming Career */&lt;/p&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Personal Life ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was born on December 15th, 2002 at Wheatland Memorial Hospital in Harlowton, Montana. During his adolescence, he was maybe bald, we don&#039;t know. His first words were reported to be &amp;quot;burger&amp;quot;. Upon hearing this, his family would echo the sentiment, traveling approximately 1,317 miles to nearby Bakersfield, California just to get Calkvin some In-n-Out burger. In-n-Out was facing a meat shortage around this time, causing his family to pivot and get Wendy&#039;s instead, but they only had chicken. Calkvin first installed malware on the family computer at the age of 7, but totally forgot this fact. Roughly 12 years later he would repeat history during his [[Calvin&#039;s Malware|2026 malware incident]], early reports from Fox Business indicate he is doomed to make the same mistake as of April 2026.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEnOPBx4j8&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Calkvin first trademarked his famous catchphrase &amp;quot;alright&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;okay&amp;quot; in the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on some day in 2020, the origin comes from his disagreement with a TSA officer after they found a sandwich of abnormal size that he was wearing as a glove with his mayo smeared hands, some mustard on it too. As of May 2026, Calkvin is currently living on the east coast of the United States of America, it is theorized he is the current cyrptocurrency contributor for the Mudville Flats Boutique Hotel. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Gaming Career ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Calkvinreport.png|180px|thumb|right|alt=fuck off|Example of Calkvin reporting a griefing teammate in-game.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is known for his skills in the video game Rocket League, with his colorful language being used to encourage his teammates. He has multiple car configurations, but many are prone to malfunction in-game, causing him to switch them often. Calkvin often runs into unfortunate instances of public matchmaking, he has become infamous for statements such as &amp;quot;Iraqi Net-sitters&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;South Sudanese Air Strikes&amp;quot; regarding his opponents. Additionally, he is well known to report bad behavior in matchmaking, aiming to keep the public servers for the game safe and enjoyable. &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is also known to play Counter-Strike, Grand Theft Auto V, Rainbow Six Siege and Call of Duty. As of April 2026, it is unknown of his skill level in these titles, however hour-playtime research suggests it is quite high.&lt;br /&gt;
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he is the best. be te dubs.&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
dumb idiot howard spelt my name wrong. he will be hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
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stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
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NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
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Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
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Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
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Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
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Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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novagina&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
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I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
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I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
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CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
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not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
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anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
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facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
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myself&lt;br /&gt;
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tortas&lt;br /&gt;
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being nice&lt;br /&gt;
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tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
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fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
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having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
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having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
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i love love&lt;br /&gt;
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G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
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無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
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no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
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some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Tajikistan&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;br /&gt;
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== fun facts about calkvin ==&lt;br /&gt;
calvin likes to swing on swings &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys eating food&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin likes newports, marlboro golds, camel crushes&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin has done approximately 7 mind altering substances &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys long walks on the beach like every other burger nut on those dating sites&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin hears british voices in his head that never seem to shut up.... like ever&lt;br /&gt;
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one of them sounds like an obese muppet that can only be used by Tom Stoltman. no one else can bear the weight &lt;br /&gt;
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now theres an australian one.... please save me from this toremnt god help me please god oh jesus please the pain is awful&lt;br /&gt;
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now they are glazing eachother jesus this is worse than the time i went to new jersey&lt;br /&gt;
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sometimes at night i secretly sneak off to do butt-stuff with my neighbor&lt;br /&gt;
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i want to clarify that the neighbor does not have a penis &lt;br /&gt;
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am i taking or am i doing the taking? we will never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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make a poll if u see this! &lt;br /&gt;
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vagina &lt;br /&gt;
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minge&lt;br /&gt;
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pussy&lt;br /&gt;
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cunt &lt;br /&gt;
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box&lt;br /&gt;
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fanny&lt;br /&gt;
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beaver&lt;br /&gt;
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twat&lt;br /&gt;
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punani&lt;br /&gt;
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vag &lt;br /&gt;
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my naughty taco&lt;br /&gt;
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grand canyon&lt;br /&gt;
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vaginer&lt;br /&gt;
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pink bits&lt;br /&gt;
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fish lips&lt;br /&gt;
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bush&lt;br /&gt;
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foo foo&lt;br /&gt;
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coin slot &lt;br /&gt;
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cooch&lt;br /&gt;
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chochie&lt;br /&gt;
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front hole&lt;br /&gt;
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brith canal&lt;br /&gt;
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doos doos &lt;br /&gt;
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== cordians and flourdians ==&lt;br /&gt;
hey babe. show me that birth canal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
hey boy show me that weiner &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
which one would you consider is more sexually advancing? 1?or 2?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
leave a comment down below! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sometimes when im showering i like to pretend im on a ship and rock back in forth like im traversing a thunderous storm that no other man has seen. then my bitch whore wife says to get out of the shower ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== goodnight everyone dont let the bed bugs bite ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== nice guys always finished last shouldve known that ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ayy, okay, ooh, okay, uh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nice guys always finish last, should&#039;ve known that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gave you my heart and you fucked around and broke that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sad, pretty girls&#039;ll hurt you so bad (So bad)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Verse 1: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thought I was in love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Had me thinkin&#039; to myself I wasn&#039;t enough&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I remember late nights all alone&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Waitin&#039; by my phone just to see your name with a ringtone&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But you never called, you ain&#039;t never cared&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Told me that you love me, you were never there&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What did I do to deserve this treatment?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Never thought you&#039;d be the one that I caught cheating&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You might also like&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus: MarMar Oso &amp;amp; (G-Eazy)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh (You know, uh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh (G)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmh (Yee)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{Verse 2: G-Eazy}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thought our love was everlasting&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First class, fly trips out to Aspen (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean, I’m saying, I’m just asking (I&#039;m asking)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why’d you have to throw it in the trash bin? (Why)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I know you regret how you did me (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Lied behind my back, don’t bullshit me (Don&#039;t)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I moved on, now our love is history (Puff)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Too crazy just like Bob and Whitney (Sheesh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Uh, I guess that’s how the game goes (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;m always staying 10 toes (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don’t get caught up with these hoes (Nope)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
But I just never took you as one of those (Ayy, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Live and learn when you see a bridge burn (Uh)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Karma is a bitch, and its bound to return (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why are you trippin? I’m not your concern (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don’t get mad it’s another bitch turn&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus: MarMar Oso &amp;amp; (G-Eazy)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Girl, you played me (Hahaha), did me so shady (I&#039;m just saying)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You so lame, took me as a game (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same (Ah)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that (Yee)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Verse 3: Quando Rondo]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I tried to take a trip to Mars to heal up all my broken scars&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I should&#039;ve know age 17, she break my heart by 21&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Month after month, I go bang up a whole lotta funds&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just like the smartest in the class I&#039;ll be the first to say I&#039;m done&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel so stupid &#039;cause I bragged to the homies like she the one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A burder flower, I feel so sad, all these roses fill up my gun&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely Tyguan Terell, I wrote her letters from the joint&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Give you the keys for that brand new tesla&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Off of the one, unlock your thought [?]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
They hate on me and jai forever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[?]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I let you in and showed you how I fell and you still didn&#039;t keep it a hunnid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I opened up, showed you my hurt, now I wish I didn&#039;t even bother&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was tryna find a way to get my team across&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ayy, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, I still think about you darling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now I&#039;m tryna find a way to get the lean bottle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chorus: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Karma, where you at? you better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Outro: Marmar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nice guys always finish last, should&#039;ve known that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gave you my heart and you fucked around and broke that&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sad, pretty girls&#039;ll hurt you so bad (So bad)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Rex!!&amp;diff=1114</id>
		<title>Rex!!</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Rex!!&amp;diff=1114"/>
		<updated>2026-05-03T06:17:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;wip yaaay yay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
DUMB GAY AND GAY DUMB STUPID EWIKI PAGE&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #2a82b1; color: #eaaeeb; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: ##f581f7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; (they/she/xe WOKIE)&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:rexpfp.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Rex, Reximus Maximus SpookySoda the Twost&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Spiritually Unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Cat (trust)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Genderqueer&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;4&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | big probably&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Brown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | nothing bc she&#039;s a BUM&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Alive&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=1041</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=1041"/>
		<updated>2026-04-21T11:42:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* goodnight everyone dont let the bed bugs bite */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Personal Life ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was born on December 15th, 2002 at Wheatland Memorial Hospital in Harlowton, Montana. During his adolescence, he was maybe bald, we don&#039;t know. His first words were reported to be &amp;quot;burger&amp;quot;. Upon hearing this, his family would echo the sentiment, traveling approximately 1,317 miles to nearby Bakersfield, California just to get Calkvin some In-n-Out burger. In-n-Out was facing a meat shortage around this time, causing his family to pivot and get Wendy&#039;s instead, but they only had chicken. Calkvin first installed malware on the family computer at the age of 7, but totally forgot this fact. Roughly 12 years later he would repeat history during his [[Calvin&#039;s Malware|2026 malware incident]], early reports from Fox Business indicate he is doomed to make the same mistake as of April 2026.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEnOPBx4j8&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; Calkvin first trademarked his famous catchphrase &amp;quot;alright&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;okay&amp;quot; in the Dallas Fort Worth International Airport on some day in 2020, the origin comes from his disagreement with a TSA officer after they found a sandwich of abnormal size that he was wearing as a glove with his mayo smeared hands, some mustard on it too. As of May 2026, Calkvin is currently living on the east coast of the United States of America, it is theorized he is the current cyrptocurrency contributor for the Mudville Flats Boutique Hotel. &lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
dumb idiot howard spelt my name wrong. he will be hung.&lt;br /&gt;
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== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
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stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
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NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
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Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
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Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
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Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
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Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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novagina&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
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I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
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CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
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not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
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anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
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facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
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myself&lt;br /&gt;
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tortas&lt;br /&gt;
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being nice&lt;br /&gt;
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tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
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fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
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having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
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having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
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i love love&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
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無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
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no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
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some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Tajikistan&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;br /&gt;
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== fun facts about calkvin ==&lt;br /&gt;
calvin likes to swing on swings &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys eating food&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin likes newports, marlboro golds, camel crushes&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin has done approximately 7 mind altering substances &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys long walks on the beach like every other burger nut on those dating sites&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin hears british voices in his head that never seem to shut up.... like ever&lt;br /&gt;
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one of them sounds like an obese muppet that can only be used by Tom Stoltman. no one else can bear the weight &lt;br /&gt;
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now theres an australian one.... please save me from this toremnt god help me please god oh jesus please the pain is awful&lt;br /&gt;
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now they are glazing eachother jesus this is worse than the time i went to new jersey&lt;br /&gt;
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sometimes at night i secretly sneak off to do butt-stuff with my neighbor&lt;br /&gt;
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i want to clarify that the neighbor does not have a penis &lt;br /&gt;
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am i taking or am i doing the taking? we will never know.&lt;br /&gt;
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make a poll if u see this! &lt;br /&gt;
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vagina &lt;br /&gt;
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minge&lt;br /&gt;
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pussy&lt;br /&gt;
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cunt &lt;br /&gt;
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box&lt;br /&gt;
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fanny&lt;br /&gt;
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beaver&lt;br /&gt;
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twat&lt;br /&gt;
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punani&lt;br /&gt;
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vag &lt;br /&gt;
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my naughty taco&lt;br /&gt;
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grand canyon&lt;br /&gt;
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vaginer&lt;br /&gt;
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pink bits&lt;br /&gt;
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fish lips&lt;br /&gt;
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bush&lt;br /&gt;
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foo foo&lt;br /&gt;
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coin slot &lt;br /&gt;
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cooch&lt;br /&gt;
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chochie&lt;br /&gt;
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front hole&lt;br /&gt;
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brith canal&lt;br /&gt;
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doos doos &lt;br /&gt;
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== cordians and flourdians ==&lt;br /&gt;
hey babe. show me that birth canal.&lt;br /&gt;
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hey boy show me that weiner &lt;br /&gt;
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which one would you consider is more sexually advancing? 1?or 2?&lt;br /&gt;
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leave a comment down below! &lt;br /&gt;
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== sometimes when im showering i like to pretend im on a ship and rock back in forth like im traversing a thunderous storm that no other man has seen. then my bitch whore wife says to get out of the shower ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== goodnight everyone dont let the bed bugs bite ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== nice guys always finished last shouldve known that ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ayy, okay, ooh, okay, uh&lt;br /&gt;
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Nice guys always finish last, should&#039;ve known that&lt;br /&gt;
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Gave you my heart and you fucked around and broke that&lt;br /&gt;
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So sad, pretty girls&#039;ll hurt you so bad (So bad)&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
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[Verse 1: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Thought I was in love&lt;br /&gt;
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Had me thinkin&#039; to myself I wasn&#039;t enough&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember late nights all alone&lt;br /&gt;
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Waitin&#039; by my phone just to see your name with a ringtone&lt;br /&gt;
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But you never called, you ain&#039;t never cared&lt;br /&gt;
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Told me that you love me, you were never there&lt;br /&gt;
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What did I do to deserve this treatment?&lt;br /&gt;
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Never thought you&#039;d be the one that I caught cheating&lt;br /&gt;
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You might also like&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso &amp;amp; (G-Eazy)]&lt;br /&gt;
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Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh (You know, uh)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh (G)&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh (Yee)&lt;br /&gt;
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{Verse 2: G-Eazy}&lt;br /&gt;
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Thought our love was everlasting&lt;br /&gt;
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First class, fly trips out to Aspen (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean, I’m saying, I’m just asking (I&#039;m asking)&lt;br /&gt;
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Why’d you have to throw it in the trash bin? (Why)&lt;br /&gt;
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I know you regret how you did me (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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Lied behind my back, don’t bullshit me (Don&#039;t)&lt;br /&gt;
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I moved on, now our love is history (Puff)&lt;br /&gt;
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Too crazy just like Bob and Whitney (Sheesh)&lt;br /&gt;
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Uh, I guess that’s how the game goes (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;m always staying 10 toes (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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Don’t get caught up with these hoes (Nope)&lt;br /&gt;
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But I just never took you as one of those (Ayy, yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
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Live and learn when you see a bridge burn (Uh)&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma is a bitch, and its bound to return (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
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Why are you trippin? I’m not your concern (Ayy)&lt;br /&gt;
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Don’t get mad it’s another bitch turn&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso &amp;amp; (G-Eazy)]&lt;br /&gt;
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Girl, you played me (Hahaha), did me so shady (I&#039;m just saying)&lt;br /&gt;
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Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game (You know)&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same (Ah)&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? You better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that (Yee)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
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[Verse 3: Quando Rondo]&lt;br /&gt;
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I tried to take a trip to Mars to heal up all my broken scars&lt;br /&gt;
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I should&#039;ve know age 17, she break my heart by 21&lt;br /&gt;
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Month after month, I go bang up a whole lotta funds&lt;br /&gt;
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Just like the smartest in the class I&#039;ll be the first to say I&#039;m done&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel so stupid &#039;cause I bragged to the homies like she the one&lt;br /&gt;
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A burder flower, I feel so sad, all these roses fill up my gun&lt;br /&gt;
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Sincerely Tyguan Terell, I wrote her letters from the joint&lt;br /&gt;
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Give you the keys for that brand new tesla&lt;br /&gt;
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Off of the one, unlock your thought [?]&lt;br /&gt;
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They hate on me and jai forever&lt;br /&gt;
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I let you in and showed you how I fell and you still didn&#039;t keep it a hunnid&lt;br /&gt;
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I opened up, showed you my hurt, now I wish I didn&#039;t even bother&lt;br /&gt;
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I was tryna find a way to get my team across&lt;br /&gt;
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Ayy, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, I still think about you darling&lt;br /&gt;
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Now I&#039;m tryna find a way to get the lean bottle&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chorus: MarMar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Girl, you played me, did me so shady&lt;br /&gt;
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Got me in my feelings, I can&#039;t trust lately&lt;br /&gt;
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You so lame, took me as a game&lt;br /&gt;
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Say guys are dogs, well all girls the same&lt;br /&gt;
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Karma, where you at? you better have my back&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;Cause you know damn well I didn&#039;t deserve that&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, I&#039;m finna lose it, got me lookin&#039; stupid&lt;br /&gt;
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From now on I&#039;ma be ruthless&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, oh, oh-woah-oh-oh&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmh&lt;br /&gt;
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[Outro: Marmar Oso]&lt;br /&gt;
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Nice guys always finish last, should&#039;ve known that&lt;br /&gt;
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Gave you my heart and you fucked around and broke that&lt;br /&gt;
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So sad, pretty girls&#039;ll hurt you so bad (So bad)&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Howard&amp;diff=1040</id>
		<title>Howard</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Howard&amp;diff=1040"/>
		<updated>2026-04-21T11:40:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:chess.gif|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #2a82b1; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #5BB0CF; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:howard.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | oktronkers &amp;quot;tronkers&amp;quot; howard&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Barista and terminal uptight &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Person&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 6&#039;1&amp;quot; / 187cm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 187 lbs / 85 Kilos for the past 7 months is this normal i&#039;m afraid&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Brown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[March 23rd Incident]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Accepting that not everyone can be funny&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;i like semi-colon; they make writing so extravagant&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— howard&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==About==&lt;br /&gt;
howard - otherwise known as oktronkers - is an internet persona donned with means to navigate social spaces that are otherwise not welcome or congruent with his true personality. He may also be seen indulging - but doesn&#039;t entirely enjoy - menial entertainment and conversation, though his authentic values remain elusive. Also known for his involvement of the March 23rd Incident &amp;amp; following moderation reform, alongside in-depth discussion about topics and media he enjoys, near-interminable lest you can latch his gullet sealed. He&#039;s also known to eat a lot of pumpkins whenever he plays poker on discord.&lt;br /&gt;
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sucks cock&lt;br /&gt;
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==Reputation==&lt;br /&gt;
Fellow discord users of howard tend to have mixed and rather confused perceptions about him. Users stan daniel, leah and fleur are on good terms and never seep their irony in their interaction, however users; calkvin; cinammon; mouks; uhmwhat; emptyshow; and e_soup all with accounts of mixed, controversial, or even negative reception at moments. Emergent of this social dichotomy raises the hypothesis of a new social alias, a new reputation by means of disassociating an insincere and illusory self in exchange for a more authentic and personal experience amongst peers, though this method of self-assurance has yet to see its day and likely never will in the face of such an environment.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Contributions==&lt;br /&gt;
Quite often can howard be found engaging horseplay with his pals. be it: letter league; quiz planet; bobblehead showdown; codenames online; and most notably his most prestigious role in poker night - with current standings being a high-score of forty-seven thousand dollars in chips, being just shy of his original goal of fifty-thousand chips. Such an opportunity to be stripped only by beach-time-blues low phone battery, and a jealous but not significant amount of players leaving by droves. He has also been included largely in the production of both &amp;quot;Bearman Meme and Copypasta Document&amp;quot; &amp;amp; &amp;quot;BEARMAN novella&amp;quot;, but howard has yet to reach levels of stardom and gain the hearts of his colleagues in a way that isn&#039;t conspicuously chortle-inducing or ironic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
something soemthing fallout and expound on interests&lt;br /&gt;
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== Obituary ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i hope howard perishes off this plane of existence hes a chud ass kid with no spine he will die on the 16th of july, 2026&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=1023</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=1023"/>
		<updated>2026-04-20T10:25:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
dumb idiot howard spelt my name wrong. he will be hung.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
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stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
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NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
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Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
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Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
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Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
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Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
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Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
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== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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novagina&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
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I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
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CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
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not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
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anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
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facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
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myself&lt;br /&gt;
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tortas&lt;br /&gt;
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being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
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having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
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having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
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無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Tajikistan&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;br /&gt;
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== fun facts about calkvin ==&lt;br /&gt;
calvin likes to swing on swings &lt;br /&gt;
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calvin enjoys eating food&lt;br /&gt;
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calvin likes newports, marlboro golds, camel crushes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
calvin has done approximately 7 mind altering substances &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
calvin enjoys long walks on the beach like every other burger nut on those dating sites&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
calvin hears british voices in his head that never seem to shut up.... like ever&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
one of them sounds like an obese muppet that can only be used by Tom Stoltman. no one else can bear the weight &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
now theres an australian one.... please save me from this toremnt god help me please god oh jesus please the pain is awful&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
now they are glazing eachother jesus this is worse than the time i went to new jersey&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
sometimes at night i secretly sneak off to do butt-stuff with my neighbor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i want to clarify that the neighbor does not have a penis &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
am i taking or am i doing the taking? we will never know.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
make a poll if u see this! &lt;br /&gt;
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vagina &lt;br /&gt;
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minge&lt;br /&gt;
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pussy&lt;br /&gt;
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cunt &lt;br /&gt;
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box&lt;br /&gt;
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fanny&lt;br /&gt;
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beaver&lt;br /&gt;
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twat&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
punani&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
vag &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
my naughty taco&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
grand canyon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
vaginer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
pink bits&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fish lips&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
bush&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
foo foo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
coin slot &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
cooch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
chochie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
front hole&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
brith canal&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
doos doos &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== cordians and flourdians ==&lt;br /&gt;
hey babe. show me that birth canal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
hey boy show me that weiner &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
which one would you consider is more sexually advancing? 1?or 2?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
leave a comment down below! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== sometimes when im showering i like to pretend im on a ship and rock back in forth like im traversing a thunderous storm that no other man has seen. then my bitch whore wife says to get out of the shower ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== goodnight everyone dont let the bed bugs bite ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Emptyshow&amp;diff=1019</id>
		<title>Emptyshow</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Emptyshow&amp;diff=1019"/>
		<updated>2026-04-20T10:08:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #CCCCFF; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #CCCCFF; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;he/him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:Emptyshow.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | emptyshow, emptyshowww, grape, Dr. Emmett T Show&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Working Class Citizen, Heroin Addict&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 6&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | non binary cocksucker&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 4&#039;8&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 230&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | somewhere&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Go fuck yourself!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— Emptyshow&#039;s Discord status&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
he was born&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
then he lived&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
and&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
died&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==About==&lt;br /&gt;
he joined the bearman3600 server in like march and he said &amp;quot;hi guys&amp;quot; and then got beat up and shot in the head&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Controversies==&lt;br /&gt;
s/o like there was this one time he&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==like wait fuck i put the controversy in trivia fuck you im not changing thisTrivia==&lt;br /&gt;
i dont know how to do trivia sorry&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=AlexTheGrate&amp;diff=1018</id>
		<title>AlexTheGrate</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=AlexTheGrate&amp;diff=1018"/>
		<updated>2026-04-20T10:07:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Harassing Women */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #FEE12B; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #fb7e14; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;it/its&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:Idlealex.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; |Alex, AlexTheGrate, InDaFleshh&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Server Member, Artist&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Digital Being&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Up to your interpretation &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Taller than Bearman&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 130lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; |Beautiful&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bearman3600 Discord Server&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Alive&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Age&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Older than everything&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;something something something.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— Alex&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;{{PAGENAME}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is a server member in the Bearman3600 discord server. Don&#039;t ask it about Gordon Freeman.&lt;br /&gt;
==About==&lt;br /&gt;
Alex lives in the United States. what a chud. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alex is an artist who does absolutely nothing but talk and post unfunny gifs, much to the dismay of The Bearman3600 Discord Server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alex loves Minecraft, Half Life, Tomodachi Life, Pokémon, and other games. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alex&#039;s Friends: [[Ashley|Ashley]], and others (add yourself if you see yourself as my friend.)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Personas/OCs ==&lt;br /&gt;
alexs personas, theres two of them, theyre both the same but one has boobs. their names are dumb and dumber. dumber has boobs. now you know whos who.&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Image 2026-04-18 205531330.png|alexs stupid mii&lt;br /&gt;
File:Idlealex.png|alexs png avatar&lt;br /&gt;
File:Image 2026-04-18 211745044.png|dumb and dumber side by side&lt;br /&gt;
File:Image 2026-04-18 212042903.png|dumb holding a sword&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Harassing Women ==&lt;br /&gt;
nuff said&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
LOLICORE LOVER&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Lolicore Incident ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On The 26th of March at approximately 6:47 PM GMT, Alex made a comment on Calkvin&#039;s music asking them to &amp;quot;make lolicore sampling childish gambino&amp;quot;. For context, Lolicore is a subgenre of Breakcore. Basically Breakcore with anime samples. but, this was a fatal mistake on Alexs part, as nobody has let it live this down, thus, being known as the lolicore guy.&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;(Alex isnt a weirdo, this was just a really funny misunderstanding) NAH HE DEADASS MEANT THAT SHIT WALLAHI BOMBACLATT RASSCLART&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[file:Unnamed (1).gif]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Notes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvin%27s_Malware&amp;diff=833</id>
		<title>Calvin&#039;s Malware</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvin%27s_Malware&amp;diff=833"/>
		<updated>2026-04-16T16:53:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color:#F8F9FA;color: #000000; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #000000;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calvins malware.png|280px]] Calvin&#039;s instaler.exe&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Location&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bearman3600 discord server #general chat&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Date&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | April 16th, 2026 at 8:08 AM [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coordinated_Universal_Time (UTC)]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Attack type&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Malware&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Deaths&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Injured&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Atleast 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Perpetrators&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[Calkvin|Calvin]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | No. of participants&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Motive&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Install Animal Crossing&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
The &amp;quot;Calvin&#039;s Malware&amp;quot; incident refers to when [[Calkvin|Calvin]] got malware after trying to emulate Animal Crossing: New Horizons.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Background ==&lt;br /&gt;
At approximately 7:56AM UTC, Calvin posted a message stating &amp;quot;im tryuing to instal animal crossing and i keep getting stuck on installer loading 100%&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494229955461251163&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;. No users initially reacted to this message, however after a third screenshot asking what the supposed installer was doing, user &amp;quot;garebare&amp;quot; told Calvin that a Nintendo Switch ROM does not &amp;quot;install&amp;quot;. This led to the discovery as Calvin realized he has just installed not one, but two malware programs disguised as animal crossing, as multiple members asked him what he was doing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the supposed malware he ran had a filename of &amp;lt;code&amp;gt;instaler.exe&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;, further adding to the comedic value.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At first Calvin did not believe what members were saying to him, he began to rage bait and not take anything seriously saying things like; &amp;quot;if I got malware why didn&#039;t it malware my pc yet&amp;quot;, &amp;quot;does it malware when it wants to malware&amp;quot;, and &amp;quot;if i got malware why can i delete the malware&amp;quot; until one member &amp;quot;garebare&amp;quot; asked him to open his task manager, he then noticed unrecognized software running like python and obs.exe none of which he had installed. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Reactions ==&lt;br /&gt;
Members were initially quite hostile, calling him stupid and dumb for running an installer for a switch game. The reactions were justified, however, as Calvin possesses little computer literacy and does not know about file types and malware. He tried defending his statements, asking why the malware hasn&#039;t done anything&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494234207730536528&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; and saying that it did not install. (clueless.png)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Aftermath ==&lt;br /&gt;
Members were able to guide Calvin in order to re-install Windows 10 after a failed reset, fully wiping off the virus. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494327582055727284&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt; He responded to each question with a voice message, and now has skepticism for files being malware.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also found out his Discord account was hacked, sending crypto scams to his friends. &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1494336216311795793&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Autumn&amp;diff=806</id>
		<title>Autumn</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Autumn&amp;diff=806"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T08:42:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Controversies */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #80160e; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #80160e; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;6.0.6000&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:Autumn.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Autumn, secret ©lam㊙️ autumn&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Something&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ???&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | The Bearman3600 Discord Server&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Alive&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;9 million in [[$BEARCOIN Incident|$BEAR and never stopping.]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— Autumn&#039;s Discord Bio&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;{{PAGENAME}}&#039;&#039;&#039; is a server manager and member of the Bearman3600 Discord server. &lt;br /&gt;
==About==&lt;br /&gt;
Probably does some things. Idk.&lt;br /&gt;
==Controversies==&lt;br /&gt;
Autumn? Controversies? Good one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
is the worst mod in the bearman3600 server, no one likes them. consider killing yourself if you read this scumbag&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=805</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=805"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T08:40:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* CALKVIN  */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
dumb idiot howard spelt my name wrong. he will be hung.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tajikistan&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=803</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=803"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T08:40:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Tajikistan */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Tajikistan&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=802</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=802"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T08:39:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
stinky and irredeemably stenchy &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
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Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s sometimes i switch it up and use a old saturn console.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=800</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=800"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T08:37:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Calkvin cant burp */&lt;/p&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Tajikistan ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina ==&lt;br /&gt;
everyday i penetrate myself with a iphone 6s&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Howard&amp;diff=799</id>
		<title>Howard</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Howard&amp;diff=799"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T08:33:56Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[File:chess.gif|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #2a82b1; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #5BB0CF; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:howard.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | oktronkers &amp;quot;tronkers&amp;quot; howard&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Barista and terminal uptight &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Person&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 6&#039;1&amp;quot; / 187cm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 187 lbs / 85 Kilos for the past 7 months is this normal i&#039;m afraid&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Brown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[March 23rd Incident]] &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Accepting that not everyone can be funny&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;i like semi-colon; they make writing so extravagant&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— howard&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
==About==&lt;br /&gt;
howard - otherwise known as oktronkers - is an internet persona donned with means to navigate social spaces that are otherwise not welcome or congruent with his true personality. He may also be seen indulging - but doesn&#039;t entirely enjoy - menial entertainment and conversation, though his authentic values remain elusive. Also known for his involvement of the March 23rd Incident &amp;amp; following moderation reform, alongside in-depth discussion about topics and media he enjoys, near-interminable lest you can latch his gullet sealed. He&#039;s also known to eat a lot of pumpkins whenever he plays poker on discord.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
sucks cock&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Reputation==&lt;br /&gt;
Fellow discord users of howard tend to have mixed and rather confused perceptions about him. Users stan daniel, leah and fleur are on good terms and never seep their irony in their interaction, however users; calkvin; cinammon; mouks; uhmwhat; emptyshow; and e_soup all with accounts of mixed, controversial, or even negative reception at moments. Emergent of this social dichotomy raises the hypothesis of a new social alias, a new reputation by means of disassociating an insincere and illusory self in exchange for a more authentic and personal experience amongst peers, though this method of self-assurance has yet to see its day and likely never will in the face of such an environment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Contributions==&lt;br /&gt;
Quite often can howard be found engaging horseplay with his pals. be it: letter league; quiz planet; bobblehead showdown; codenames online; and most notably his most prestigious role in poker night - with current standings being a high-score of forty-seven thousand dollars in chips, being just shy of his original goal of fifty-thousand chips. Such an opportunity to be stripped only by beach-time-blues low phone battery, and a jealous but not significant amount of players leaving by droves. He has also been included largely in the production of both &amp;quot;Bearman Meme and Copypasta Document&amp;quot; &amp;amp; &amp;quot;BEARMAN novella&amp;quot;, but howard has yet to reach levels of stardom and gain the hearts of his colleagues in a way that isn&#039;t conspicuously chortle-inducing or ironic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
something soemthing fallout and expound on interests&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WildCard&amp;diff=789</id>
		<title>WildCard</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WildCard&amp;diff=789"/>
		<updated>2026-04-14T05:02:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Famous Saying */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #693022; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;nazoid&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:wildcardchud.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | isitlessthan5&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | chud loser tweeter&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | chud&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | chud&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 2&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | fatass&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bearman3600 Discord Server&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Debut&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | April 12th&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | maybe less than 5&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Introduction==&lt;br /&gt;
WildCard was a Member of the Bearman3600 discord server. [[File:Wildbio.png|300px|thumb|right|WildCard&#039;s controversial bio.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Controversy==&lt;br /&gt;
He had a weird fucking bio saying something like &amp;quot;Gender is biological&amp;quot; which is a bit of a gay saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gone==&lt;br /&gt;
He left the server on the 12th April, 2026 at approximately 5:54am (UTC+00:00)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Famous Saying==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;#IsItLessThan5&amp;quot; is a hashtag used by WildCard that was made up when, &amp;quot;A leftist tried to tell me there&#039;s less than 5 trans shooters so I turned it into a hashtag to call out the left, anyone is free to repost with the hashtag to call out any group that&#039;s doing a lot of bad things while falsely claiming to be marginalized.&amp;quot; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;https://x.com/WildCardq4k/status/2043226195131809899&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;I&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the most recent bearman3600 stream he stated &amp;quot;Is this the community around Bearman? I love this guys content, but this community is defending a trans activist who admitted to giving minors estrogen without their parents consent&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== References ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=769</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=769"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T03:51:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* About */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also wins against howard in chess everytime&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=768</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=768"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T03:50:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Mentioned */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was also mentioned in the [[WideScreenMonitor|widescreen monitor saga]]&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Widescreen_monitor_guy_pfp.png&amp;diff=762</id>
		<title>File:Widescreen monitor guy pfp.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Widescreen_monitor_guy_pfp.png&amp;diff=762"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T03:07:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;dick&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Controllereater&amp;diff=761</id>
		<title>Controllereater</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Controllereater&amp;diff=761"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T03:04:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: Created page with &amp;quot;== WideScreenMonitor Guy Lore == Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states  &amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.  Once Calvkin made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescre...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== WideScreenMonitor Guy Lore ==&lt;br /&gt;
Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[Calvkin]] made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescreen monitor soon&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hows the 52 inch widescreeen monitor treating you?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;idk i blocked that guy when i saw the widescreen monitor idk lol i couldnt care less&amp;quot; paying tribute to [[Softy Bun|softybun]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=757</id>
		<title>WideScreenMonitor</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=757"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T03:00:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* The Lore */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== The Lore ==&lt;br /&gt;
Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[Calvkin]] made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescreen monitor soon&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hows the 52 inch widescreeen monitor treating you?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;idk i blocked that guy when i saw the widescreen monitor idk lol i couldnt care less&amp;quot; paying tribute to [[Softy Bun|softybun]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=755</id>
		<title>WideScreenMonitor</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=755"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T02:59:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* The Lore */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== The Lore ==&lt;br /&gt;
Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[Calvkin]] made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescreen monitor soon&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hows the 52 inch widescreeen monitor treating you?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;idk i blocked that guy when i saw the widescreen monitor idk lol i couldnt care less&amp;quot; paying tribute to [[softybun]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=754</id>
		<title>WideScreenMonitor</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=754"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T02:59:23Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* The Lore */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== The Lore ==&lt;br /&gt;
Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[Calkvin|Calvkin]] made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescreen monitor soon&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hows the 52 inch widescreeen monitor treating you?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;idk i blocked that guy when i saw the widescreen monitor idk lol i couldnt care less&amp;quot; paying tribute to [[softybun]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=753</id>
		<title>WideScreenMonitor</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=WideScreenMonitor&amp;diff=753"/>
		<updated>2026-04-13T02:58:46Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: Created page with &amp;quot;== The Lore == Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states   &amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.  Once Calkvin made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescreen monitor soon&amp;quot;...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== The Lore ==&lt;br /&gt;
Widescreen monitor, aka Controllereater; who owns a 52inch widescreen monitor but says it was forced upon him via a friend of his. he insists that its not as wide as everyone says, he states &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;not wide not ultra 22inch monitor&amp;quot; on his discord nickname.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once [[Calkvin]] made his discovery about said monitor he would throw out friendly banter about controllereaters widescreen monitor saying things like &amp;quot;chill on him he getting his widescreen monitor soon&amp;quot; &amp;quot;Hows the 52 inch widescreeen monitor treating you?&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;idk i blocked that guy when i saw the widescreen monitor idk lol i couldnt care less&amp;quot; paying tribute to [[softybun]].&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=716</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=716"/>
		<updated>2026-04-12T02:59:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Favorite Things */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
novagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=715</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=715"/>
		<updated>2026-04-12T02:57:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
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I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
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I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
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I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
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CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
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== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
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not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
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anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
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facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
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myself&lt;br /&gt;
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having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
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having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
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extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
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i love love&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
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無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
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no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
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some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
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		<title>Bezray</title>
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[[File:Bezray face reveal.png|left|thumb|bezray in a city square back in 1985, before his introduction to fetish.com]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=674</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=674"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T10:03:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Calkvin cant burp */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=673</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=673"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T10:03:39Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
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I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
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not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
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anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Calkvin cant burp ==&lt;br /&gt;
yea&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Stan&amp;diff=659</id>
		<title>Stan</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Stan&amp;diff=659"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:54:29Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #E6C243; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:stan.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | stan&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | x&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Person&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | x&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | x&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Brown&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | x&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | x&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
is super gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
introduced yinz. yinz hating on me&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;yinz just hating because i&#039;m the greatest&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— stan&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat655.png|center|thumb|example of stan when he off the molly]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Goat655.png&amp;diff=657</id>
		<title>File:Goat655.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Goat655.png&amp;diff=657"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:52:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: bezray real face real not fake&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Summary ==&lt;br /&gt;
bezray real face real not fake&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Bezray&amp;diff=654</id>
		<title>Bezray</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Bezray&amp;diff=654"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:50:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #A133D4; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #A133D4; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #fff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:bezray.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | gay fuck tard&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cum in his ass&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | homoc;exual&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ?&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 4&#039;11&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 90000000000 lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cyclops&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | fetish.com&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | im a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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== -1231203p98sdaqp[okdn-123938ey 23-98   ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;again im staying niche so im not gonna write a wiki article&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— bezray&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;my nam,e is bezeay cok cokc ock cokc  ccock ock cokc&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;dickboy96&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ooooooooiuuuuu fuckkkk im so fucking gay and obese and chuddy and gay and i like dick and cum in my butt &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;cite here&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;bezxyray cock fay&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALVIN IS THE BEST I LOVE HIM HES SOO COOL&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;g0at65&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Bezray&amp;diff=653</id>
		<title>Bezray</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Bezray&amp;diff=653"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:49:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #A133D4; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:bezray.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | gay fuck tard&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cum in his ass&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | homoc;exual&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | ?&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 4&#039;11&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 90000000000 lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cyclops&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Appears in&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | fetish.com&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | Status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | im a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== -1231203p98sdaqp[okdn-123938ey 23-98   ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;again im staying niche so im not gonna write a wiki article&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;s&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— bezray&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;my nam,e is bezeay cok cokc ock cokc  ccock ock cokc&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;dickboy96&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
CALVIN IS THE BEST I LOVE HIM HES SOO COOL&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;g0at95&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=652</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=652"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:45:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Site Errors on Calkvins WikiPage */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors; on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Soite erroprs.png|left|thumb|Example of the multitude of errors present on calkvins page, it is unknown why they are there. possibly due to terrorist activity]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Soite_erroprs.png&amp;diff=651</id>
		<title>File:Soite erroprs.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Soite_erroprs.png&amp;diff=651"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:43:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;cock&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=650</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=650"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:43:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Where Calkvins aura Came froM */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Site Errors on Calkvins WikiPage ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=649</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=649"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:41:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Where Calkvins aura Came froM */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
無線廣東話陰道 &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=648</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=648"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:40:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Where Calkvins aura Came froM */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=647</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=647"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:39:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Where Calkvins aura Came froM */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=646</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=646"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:39:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Favorite Things */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=fetish.com&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Where Calkvins aura Came froM ==&lt;br /&gt;
it evolved in his saggy hairy minge &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
no one knows why.... it just does..... &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
some say his wireless cantonese vagina sends out aura pulses throughout the observable universe;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Category:Pages_with_reference_errors&amp;diff=644</id>
		<title>Category:Pages with reference errors</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Category:Pages_with_reference_errors&amp;diff=644"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:35:21Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: Created page with &amp;quot;HELP ME NOW CALKVIN GOAT65 NEEDS IT&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;HELP ME NOW CALKVIN GOAT65 NEEDS IT&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=643</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=643"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:34:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=642</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=642"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:34:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:1&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=641</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=641"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:33:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Favorite Things */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Goat65.png|left|thumb|Example of a hot sexy brollic man aka G0at65]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Goat65.png&amp;diff=640</id>
		<title>File:Goat65.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=File:Goat65.png&amp;diff=640"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:30:57Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;My.... Beloved.....&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=639</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=639"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:30:02Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Accusations */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot;&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I WAS NOT BORN IN PENNSYLVANIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
CALKVIN ISNT A CUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Favorite Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chicfila&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
not having a vagina or penis&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
anomalistic&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
facelift deformation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
myself&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tortas&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being nice&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
tiffany geekbar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
fetish.com&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;:0&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
being unemployed&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having 30 bucks to my name&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
having a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
extensive contributions to major corporations like nestle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
i love love&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;code&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;sub&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;span lang=&amp;quot;cantonese&amp;quot; dir=&amp;quot;ltr&amp;quot;&amp;gt;I&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/sub&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/code&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
G0at65 on fetish.com&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=638</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=638"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:21:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: /* Accusations */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE CLITORIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A VULVA &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LABIA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A CERVIX&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DO NOT HAVE ARMS &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EYES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE LEGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE EARS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A PENIS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A BUTT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I DONT HAVE A FOOT&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have my left one&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;I DO HAVE A &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;FETISH.COM&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; &amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;fetish.com&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;ACCOUNT&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=637</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=637"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:18:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
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| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== &#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;&amp;lt;big&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;/big&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039; ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=636</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=636"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:17:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
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! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;CALKVIN&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=635</id>
		<title>Calvkin</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://bearman3600.ftp.sh/index.php?title=Calvkin&amp;diff=635"/>
		<updated>2026-04-11T09:16:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Cockvin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{| style=&amp;quot;width: 300px; float: right; margin: 0 0 1em 1em; background-color: #C3B9C7; color: #ffffff; border: 1px solid #333; border-collapse: collapse; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 0.9em;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;background-color: #C3B9C7; padding: 10px; text-align: center; border-bottom: 1px solid #444;&amp;quot; | &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size: 1.2em; color: #ffffff;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;{{PAGENAME}}&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;small style=&amp;quot;color: white;&amp;quot;&amp;gt; he / him&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
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| colspan=&amp;quot;2&amp;quot; style=&amp;quot;text-align: center; padding: 5px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | [[File:calkvin.png|280px]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;&amp;quot; | Aliases&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | cockvin calkvin calvin cool funny guy&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Occupation&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Bald&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Species&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Nutsack&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Gender&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Male&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Height&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 5&#039;9 (5&#039;11 with shoes)&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | age&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 19 &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Weight&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | 128lbs&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | Eyes&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | blue&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! style=&amp;quot;text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;&amp;quot; | status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
| style=&amp;quot;text-align: left; padding: 8px;&amp;quot; | cock&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;blockquote style=&amp;quot;border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;My Spine! My Spine! My Spine! My Spine!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;cite style=&amp;quot;display: block; text-align: left;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;— calkvin&amp;lt;/cite&amp;gt;&amp;quot;If i had a vagina......uhmmm...............wait.....&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
— &#039;&#039;calkvin&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== About ==&lt;br /&gt;
Fart smella or smart fella. U decide&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NOT GAY&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Known for his extraordinary talent at being humorous and charming &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eats shit&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is in a very very serious poly relationship with miserable&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Best Friends with [[Daniel]] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also is not gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also gets their ass beat at chess by Howard&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Mentioned ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin was the one who exposed [[softybun]] for being a twerp and had him removed from the server. Fortifying his aura status in the server.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Accusations ==&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin does NOT have a vagina&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin is NOT gay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin  IS the greatest musical mind of all time &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Calkvin NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
NO VAGINA NO VAGINA  NO VAGINA&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cockvin</name></author>
	</entry>
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