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E soup

2026-07-17T00:45:11Z

Achston: E_soup miserable incident documented.

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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Aliases

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | e_slop, soup, e_soup
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Occupation

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Patreon
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Human?
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Gender

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Non-Binary
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Height

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 5'10"
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Weight

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 200 lbs
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Hardly Functional
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | The Bearman3600 Discord Server
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| style="padding: 8px;" | Comatose
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<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
"sometimes i jork it a lil"

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==Biography==
e_soup is a member of the Bearman3600 Discord server and a member of Bearman3600's Patreon at the "Fuck you and your shit content" ($20/mo.) tier.<ref>[[File:E soup-patreon-card.png|thumb|280x280px|E_soup's Patreon Card]]</ref>

==About==
e_soup is most likely a human being who lives on Earth. They also may or may not be hospitalized from rheumatic heart disease.

As of April 2026, it has been unanimously decided that e_soup is the worst thing to ever exist, beating out The Super Mario Galaxy Movie by a narrow margin.[citation needed]

e_soup often behaves in an eccentric manner, often to the point of irritation. It is not fully understood if this eccentricity is purposefully dramatic, or how they genuinely behave. Furthermore, e_soup is not consistently odd. It seems almost entirely random whether they will sober up and act normally or not at any given time. Despite in lack of consistent annoyances and mannerisms, traits of wishing upon "Goth Mommies" or "Femboys" emerge once so often. Most notably a thrice mention in one full day. "I want a 6'2" goth dommy mommy to call me a good girl and make me pretty" being the genesis of a new trend of post irony.[citation needed]

e_soup is considered to be an unrepentant alcoholic. They often brag about getting "shitfaced drunk" to nobody who actually cares.<ref>[[File:E_soup-getting-crunk.png|thumb|280x280px|E_soup getting crunk.]]
</ref> Despite being under the age of purchasing alcohol in the United States, they somehow manage to obtain a steady supply of both beer and hard liquor from unknown sources.

There have been times where e_soup has gotten muted in the Discord server for being too out-of-pocket, or more notably, brazenly sexual comments that have made several other users uncomfortable. The most recent of these mutes lasted a full 48 hours.

==Vehicles==

[[File:E_soup_Jeep.png|thumb|280x280px|e_soup's (former) 2006 Jeep Commander]]

e_soup used to own a [[wikipedia:Jeep_Commander_(XK)|2006 Jeep Commander (XK)]] that was in relatively poor condition. They received it for free from their uncle, and used it as their daily driver until it was hit by an uninsured driver in a roundabout and thus decommissioned permanently. As of July 2026, the Jeep was totaled out under insurance as a UM (Uninsured Motorist) claim for $2300 USD. It will not be missed.

They now own and drive a [[wikipedia:Lexus_LS_(XF40)#USF40_/_USF41_(2006)|2007 Lexus LS460]], nicknamed "Lady Yukari." The car has a dark gray exterior with tan leather interior. Unlike the Jeep, e_soup purchased this car under their own name and title. The nickname "Lady Yukari" stems from the ''Touhou'' character [https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo Yukari Yakumo], the youkai of gaps. e_soup decided on this name because of the car's ample horsepower (380) that allows it to "gap," or outrun, unsuspecting street racers. They seem much more fond and proud of this vehicle than their previous, due to the overall better condition, nicer interior, and more powerful engine.

==Lore==
[[File:2007 Lexus LS460.png|thumb|280x280px|e_soup's 2007 Lexus LS460]]
Sometime in late 2025, e_soup was involved in a hit-and-run accident with Bearman3600's vehicle in a Walmart parking lot. After an unsuccessful attempt to receive Bearman3600's insurance information, e_soup later learned that the vehicle had actually been stolen at the time and was being driven by an unknown carjacker. About two months later, the suspected carjacker had crashed Bearman3600's vehicle while not wearing a seatbelt, killing them instantly. The autopsy of the body reveals that they had a BAC exceeding 0.2, possibly leading to their crash and death. e_soup and Bearman3600 then looted the corpse and split the cash to pay for new cars, notably e_soup's Lexus.

== "plops cock on table" Incident ==
e_soup decided on July 14, 2026 to try and have esex with the AI chatbot, Miserable. Even making the bot wanna stop talking to them (like it had a choice) multiple times, leading up until e_soup says "plops cock on table" and after that they realize how piss drunk they were.<ref>https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1506851121916809282/1526444681838198804</ref>
[[File:E soup Miserable incident.png|thumb|e_soup having an attempt at esex with Miserable]]

==References==

File:E soup Miserable incident.png

2026-07-17T00:41:35Z

Achston:

e_soup having esex with the AI chatbot, Miserable

File:Plops cock on table image.png

2026-07-17T00:40:26Z

Achston:

e_soup is having esex with Miserable and plops cock on table.

Bearman3600

2026-07-17T00:22:35Z

Achston:

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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Aliases

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Beermale3600, Bearman, Robert, Gilbert
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Occupation

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Youtuber, (Former) Governor of Alaska
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Species

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | That One Robot From Skibidi Toilet
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Gender

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Male
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Height

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 4"11
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Weight

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 243kg
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Eyes

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | A Big Fat Fucking Red One
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Appears in

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | The Bearman3600 YouTube Channel
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Debut

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Beermale360
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px;" | Status

| style="padding: 8px;" | Alive
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<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">
"Gay Sex"
<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— Bearman3600</cite>
</blockquote>
==Biography==
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was the governor of Alaska, and now runs a youtube channel.

Bearman lived in Alaska, moved to Rhode Island, and then to New Jersey, nowadays he resides in Winter Park Florida.

==Early Life==
When he was younger he lived in Massachusetts and regularly went to Five Guys (because the "guys" part appealed to him the most) but after a while he got Type 2 Diabetes and ended up having to stop eating. Then he started eating Raising Cane's which someone slipped crack into his toast so now he has addictions. And now he thinks Raising Cane's is the best thing to bless the earth.

==Adulthood==
Bearman has previously admitted to having gay sex to see whether or not he liked it, unfortunately he did not.

During his adulthood, Bearman3600 has changed his clothes many times, but less than he changed clothes he changed occupations, in his early adulthood he was the senator of Alaska but decided to retire in favor of developing niche indie games in rhode island, as he kept working, he eventually learned his strengths were not in game development.

[[File:20230104 134719 Original.jpg|175px|thumb|left|The Jewnions Bearman saw in Tel Aviv.]]

Bearman3600 once went to a gay bar in Tel Aviv, Israel [https://discord.com/channels/1271967700486324275/1271967701966917735/1488779404414025868 "for the plot"]. Bearman later doubled down on this, disclosing "It was a gay ass bar" and that he saw Jewnions. Bearman later clarified that "[Bearman's friend group] had been out all night looking for chocolate and vanilla flavored cigarettes which were some kind of Middle East exclusive thing and we ended up just getting drunk as shit bar hopping and wondered[sic] into a gay bar"

Beermale decided to do video editing in New Jersey, he would promptly book a flight, leaving his old lives behind to start a new one under the name Bearman3600, and after making his first videos as Bearman3600 he decided to move to Winter Park, Florida because the raising cane's there was really cool and he wanted to get a second job because he's just so fucking greedy.

== Minecraft ==
For some reason he loves Minecraft. He isn't a Minecraft YouTuber however since he isn't on any sex offender registry. Unfortunately he can't seem to decide whether he wants to suck Mojang's cock or kick it. Even with these issues he is an aryanGOD for liking Legacy Console the most out of all versions.

==Raising Cane's==
Bearman3600 has been to two raising cane's: One in texas, and one in Winter Park.

One time at the Raising Cane's in texas he was given no extra toast or slaw, and when he called to complain, he got a free box combo

==Trivia==
* On 04/19/2026 at 2:52am EST, Bearman3600 has officially given his support for transgender rights. <ref>[[File:Bearman trans rights.png|500px|thumb||Bearman3600 supports transgender rights.]]</ref>
* Bearman3600's font of choice is Orbitron.
* He has said that his cigarette of choice is American Spirit Teal.<ref>[[File:Bearman3600-Cigarettes.png|500px|thumb||Bearman3600's cigarette of choice.]]</ref>
* Has attempted suicide multiple times.[https://www.youtube.com/live/uenPaPnZOn4 <nowiki>[3]</nowiki>]
* He pronounces gif as jif like a fucking idiot.
* He pisses really fucking loudly
* He fucking sucks at mario 64
* He might be spiritually a googler
* Gilbert is canonically circumsised.<ref>[[File:gilbert circumcised.png|500px|thumb||Proof of circumsision.]]</ref>

==References==
<references />
https://www.youtube.com/@DidYouKnowGamin

Jizzgod of suburbia

2026-07-17T00:11:43Z

Achston:

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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333; width: 40%;" | Aliases

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Spunro, Jizzgod, Jizzgod69, Jizzgod of Suburbia, Slopgod of Slopurbia, Transman3600
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Occupation

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Pen-Pusher at Microsoft
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Species

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Freak
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| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Male
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Height

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 5’4
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Weight

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | 4 kilometres
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Eyes

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Blue, only one works
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | Appears in

| style="padding: 8px; border-bottom: 1px solid #333;" | The Bearman3600 server, Hell
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! style="text-align: right; padding: 8px;" | Status

| style="padding: 8px;" | Rotting
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<blockquote style="border-left: 10px solid #ccc; margin: 1.5em 10px; padding: 0.5em 10px;">[[File:Xboxone.png|thumb|Jizzgod69 at the reveal of the Xbox One in 2013.]][[File:Jizzter.png|thumb|Jizzgod69 pestering his sister.]][[File:Jizzgodhell.png|thumb|Jizzgod69 burning in Hell.]][[File:Orville.jpg|thumb|Google AI’s interpretation of Bearman3600’s persona, Gilbert.]][[File:Gilbertorvilleproof.jpg|thumb|Bearman3600 confirming that Orville is canon.]]

* [[File:Sillyandharmless.jpg|thumb|Bearman3600 confirming he is “quite silly and harmless”]][[File:Confusedcommenter.jpg|thumb|A Youtube commenter expressing their shock that Orville has an oven-like head on the Tomodachi Life: Living The Dream - Welcome Version video.]]"i like e-waste and the colour green"

<cite style="display: block; text-align: left;">— Jizzgod’s Discord bio.</cite>
</blockquote>
Jizzgod of Suburbia is a member of the Bearman3600 Discord server, joining on July 13th 2025. Since joining, he has earned a rather negative reputation among other members.

=== About ===
What we know - Jizzgod69 is an annoying prick. He is often unable to contribute anything of substance to any form of conversation within the server, but to the dismay of literally everyone, shows up anyway. He really likes plants, his playlist sucks, and he’s still stuck in the 7th console generation. Jizzgod is often unsure of what is going on around him and is blissfully unaware of most internet happenings due to his reputation as a “grass toucher”

Despite this, Jizzgod69 (or Spunro, “professionally”) continues to be his complete unapologetic self even if it causes mass confusion within the server. He seems to wear this “cringe” as a badge of honour, and is more than happy to keep doing whatever fucked up shit he’s currently up to - Whether its baking a cake, making “bikechain slop”, nurturing young plants, or drawing subpar furry artwork, Jizzgod69 really enjoys wasting his time.

=== Controversies ===
Jizzgod69 has caused a number of issues for the Bearman3600 community, including one incident where he threw seven stainless steel spoons at another member’s car. The motive for this seemingly unprovoked attack remains a mystery. Another example of his strange, antisocial behaviour involves him creating a gingerbread house so horrifying that he was allegedly “bullied off the internet” for 8 months and had handwritten death threats mailed to his home in Scotland.

=== The Xbox Avatar Cult ===

Jizzgod69’s most recent and “impactful” controversy, influencing atleast 3 members of the Bearman3600 Discord server to change their profile pictures to their Xbox 360 avatar. There is no known motive for this movement other than he likes Xbox 360 avatars and may be a little bit autistic, or nostalgic for something he wasn’t really conscious for. (Like the rest of his generation) Perhaps it’s both.

=== Orville Incident ===

This incident refers to one of Jizzgod69’s drawings of Bearman3600’s character, Gilbert, being described by Google’s AI overview as a “21-foot tall, silly and harmless oven man” named “Orville.” Jizzgod found this result hilarious, and shared the screenshot with the server. Bearman3600 himself would see this and acknowledge it on multiple occassions. Once in the Discord server where he confirms Orville is “canon”, again in a reply to @Spunro on Bluesky, and a third time where he references this quirky AI mishap in [https://youtube.com/watch?v=mBlWJTlMgIE&t=164s&pp=2AGkAZACAQ%3D%3D&ra=m Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream - Welcome Version] while creating his third Mii at 11 minutes, 41 seconds.

=== Not-so-Fun Facts ===
• He has a [https://jizzgod69.straw.page strawpage] that he won’t shut up about, please let him know that it looks like shit and him making it look so 90s won't change that.

• His favourite album is 2009’s “21st Century Breakdown” by Green Day.

• Possesses possibly the worst looking clusterfuck shitshow of a hat ever, and won’t stop adding to it. (he wears it backwards too, what a loser)

• The name “Jizzgod of Suburbia” is a reference to the 2004 Green Day song titled “Jesus of Suburbia”

=== Member Meltdown ===

Feel free to write about all the times this outrageous man has made you bang your head off a wall in frustration!

Jizzgod is like the coolest fucking guy in the server hi Jizzgod you're extremely cool and awesome
-Wooper

This Jizzgod guy fucking sucks lol amiright -Spunro